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February 13, 2007, 5:15pm Report to Moderator Report to Moderator

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Why the computers are better than the men:

The computers never give empty promises. All their possibilities have described in the instruction for the user.

You can protect your computer with a password to avoid the other women use it.

The computer's mood 'll not spoil, if you'll not pay your attention to it or you'll not feed it for some days.

It's enough to clean your computer with a wet napkin once per week and it'll look nice and tidy.

The computer 'll execute each your order very quickly, it 'll never say: "I'm too tired today, I'll do it tomorrow!"

You can switch on or off the computer's sound at any time you wish.

If you're bored or don't like your computer more, you can put it into a box for a time. And it 'll not feel offended and 'll not be able to run away.

If your computer doesn't obey you, you can give it back to its creator and got a better one.


How many times have feelings vanished in your head?
How many times must they be lost before they're said?
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Funnily enough, I can recognize myself here and there. Does it mean I'm worse than both computers and spoiled men??  [Hush, don't tell anybody!!]
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The computer 'll execute each your order very quickly, it 'll never say: "I'm too tired today, I'll do it tomorrow!"

A good reason to go for a computer every time.



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Quoted from Elfi
The computer 'll execute each your order very quickly, it 'll never say: "I'm too tired today, I'll do it tomorrow!"

A good reason to go for a computer every time.


Wow ! a computer that can do DIY ??



Nigel ?  Oh yeah, he's up there !
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I forgot you`re sarcastic  

What happens when you`ve got a cr@p computer and no man???  You just replace your computer.



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me, I like surprises - can computers do those??  


Onwards and upwards...
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Quoted from amber
Why the computers are better than the men:

The computers never give empty promises. All their possibilities have described in the instruction for the user.

You can protect your computer with a password to avoid the other women use it.

The computer's mood 'll not spoil, if you'll not pay your attention to it or you'll not feed it for some days.

It's enough to clean your computer with a wet napkin once per week and it'll look nice and tidy.

The computer 'll execute each your order very quickly, it 'll never say: "I'm too tired today, I'll do it tomorrow!"

You can switch on or off the computer's sound at any time you wish.

If you're bored or don't like your computer more, you can put it into a box for a time. And it 'll not feel offended and 'll not be able to run away.

If your computer doesn't obey you, you can give it back to its creator and got a better one.



I tink you'll find computers ae more like women than you might think...... Oh yes, they do have a mood, and will go off on one quite often, for no apparent reason

As for the last one..... a swift size ten to the side does wonders for me




I am all the things I regret


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