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A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist.

'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kind of strange...'

'Let me be the judge of that,' The doctor replied.

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were 5p's in the bowl.' 'That night,' she went on, 'I went again, Plink-plink-plink, and there were 10p's and this morning there were 50p's ! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.

'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> (Ready for this?)





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > (I'm warning you.....)





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > (Still not too late....!)





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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> 'You're simply going through the change!'









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Ohhhh !!! <ouch>  


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WARNING - very baaaaaaaaad joke to follow......


Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road??
































































































A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!!!  




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A survey was carried out recently, and it was reported that six out of seven dwarves aren't Happy...




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They are getting worse Maxine !!



Nigel ?  Oh yeah, he's up there !
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In a bathroom in New York somewhere, if you tell a lie you disapear.

A Brunette walks into the bathroom. "I am the Hottest girl in New York!"
POOF she disappeared.

A red headed girl walks into the bathroom. "I am the smartest girl in New York!!"
POOF she disappeared.

A blonde walks in the bathroom. "I Think..."
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