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CDC Alert - Beware.

The CDC has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutraliser Extract (WINE)

and

Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.




You should immediately tell this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.




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Definitely need some Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter tonight, been sat in a bloody boiling portacabin all day today training on a new software system - waaaaaaay too hot for today's weather


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