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Posted by: MJB, September 11, 2006, 6:42am
Here it comes
Posted by: 9 (Guest), September 11, 2006, 6:43am; Reply: 1
the express train
Posted by: MJB, September 11, 2006, 6:45am; Reply: 2
thundering over the
Posted by: 9 (Guest), September 11, 2006, 6:49am; Reply: 3
bridge towards the                                                       (aah, the suspence is killing me)
Posted by: MJB, September 11, 2006, 6:50am; Reply: 4
rickety road. Faster
Posted by: Steph, September 11, 2006, 10:11am; Reply: 5
it flies through
Posted by: MJB, September 11, 2006, 11:08am; Reply: 6
fences and gates
Posted by: Steph, September 11, 2006, 11:23am; Reply: 7
crushing everything as
Posted by: MJB, September 11, 2006, 11:48am; Reply: 8
it goes. Smoke
Posted by: Elfi, September 11, 2006, 12:20pm; Reply: 9
gets in your....
Posted by: NeilT, September 11, 2006, 3:23pm; Reply: 10
eye and water
Posted by: Steph, September 11, 2006, 3:54pm; Reply: 11
streams up the
Posted by: Elfi, September 11, 2006, 4:43pm; Reply: 12
Crack in your......
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 11, 2006, 5:16pm; Reply: 13
head, that hurt
Posted by: Sandra, September 11, 2006, 10:18pm; Reply: 14
because the train
Posted by: NeilT, September 11, 2006, 10:22pm; Reply: 15
was late again
Posted by: MJB, September 12, 2006, 6:54am; Reply: 16
due to leaves
Posted by: 9 (Guest), September 12, 2006, 7:02am; Reply: 17
on the track                                   (must be the most common excuse for late trains here in Sweden)
Posted by: MJB, September 12, 2006, 9:11am; Reply: 18
and mouse droppings
Posted by: 9 (Guest), September 12, 2006, 9:42am; Reply: 19
in the engine
Posted by: Steph, September 12, 2006, 9:47am; Reply: 20
blowing out cold
Posted by: 9 (Guest), September 12, 2006, 10:05am; Reply: 21
mouse droppings at
Posted by: Karin c., September 12, 2006, 12:46pm; Reply: 22
going to fast
Posted by: 9 (Guest), September 12, 2006, 1:01pm; Reply: 23
(Huh?) ??)
Posted by: Karin c., September 12, 2006, 1:37pm; Reply: 24
my mistake sorry
Posted by: Elfi, September 12, 2006, 2:41pm; Reply: 25
:D :D :D


the poor man.....
Posted by: NeilT, September 12, 2006, 3:17pm; Reply: 26
Harry the hampster
Posted by: Elfi, September 12, 2006, 3:18pm; Reply: 27
A hairy ball....
Posted by: Steph, September 12, 2006, 3:50pm; Reply: 28
of contagious chemicals
Posted by: NeilT, September 12, 2006, 7:47pm; Reply: 29
needed to kill
Posted by: Karin c., September 12, 2006, 8:05pm; Reply: 30
a man that
Posted by: Elfi, September 13, 2006, 5:32pm; Reply: 31
Watched paint dry....
Posted by: 9 (Guest), September 13, 2006, 5:36pm; Reply: 32
to amuse himself
Posted by: Elfi, September 13, 2006, 5:50pm; Reply: 33
Did a dance....
Posted by: Steph, September 13, 2006, 6:03pm; Reply: 34
on his head
Posted by: Elfi, September 13, 2006, 6:05pm; Reply: 35
Showing his bits....
Posted by: NeilT, September 13, 2006, 7:44pm; Reply: 36
to the wolf
Posted by: Elfi, September 13, 2006, 7:58pm; Reply: 37
Who ate them....
Posted by: Steph, September 13, 2006, 8:04pm; Reply: 38
and puked up
Posted by: Elfi, September 13, 2006, 8:07pm; Reply: 39
2 fur balls.....
Posted by: Steph, September 13, 2006, 8:26pm; Reply: 40
with a cat
Posted by: Elfi, September 13, 2006, 9:31pm; Reply: 41
Still in his....
Posted by: Karin c., September 14, 2006, 12:47pm; Reply: 42
mouth because he
Posted by: Elfi, September 14, 2006, 12:58pm; Reply: 43
Had a small....
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 14, 2006, 3:24pm; Reply: 44
thing that was
Posted by: NeilT, September 14, 2006, 3:33pm; Reply: 45
hairy but nice
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 14, 2006, 4:02pm; Reply: 46
because it was
Posted by: omj, September 14, 2006, 4:07pm; Reply: 47
an owl pellet
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 14, 2006, 4:08pm; Reply: 48
Which was golden
Posted by: Karin c., September 14, 2006, 8:34pm; Reply: 49
colored with silence
Posted by: NeilT, September 14, 2006, 9:05pm; Reply: 50
to make it
Posted by: Karin c., September 14, 2006, 9:27pm; Reply: 51
possible to makes
Posted by: Sandra, September 14, 2006, 10:12pm; Reply: 52
the moon shine
Posted by: Karin c., September 14, 2006, 10:14pm; Reply: 53
above the beautiful
Posted by: Sandra, September 15, 2006, 11:36am; Reply: 54
jet black sea
Posted by: omj, September 15, 2006, 3:24pm; Reply: 55
Moon and Sun
Posted by: NeilT, September 15, 2006, 6:54pm; Reply: 56
king of stone
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 15, 2006, 9:37pm; Reply: 57
and the eagle
Posted by: Elfi, September 16, 2006, 3:10pm; Reply: 58
Dropped down Dead....
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 16, 2006, 3:42pm; Reply: 59
on the road
Posted by: NeilT, September 16, 2006, 6:33pm; Reply: 60
ready to face
Posted by: Sandra, September 16, 2006, 7:03pm; Reply: 61
another long night
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 16, 2006, 8:25pm; Reply: 62
through the cold...
Posted by: Elfi, September 16, 2006, 9:14pm; Reply: 63
But dont fret....
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 17, 2006, 8:42am; Reply: 64
with that other
Posted by: Sandra, September 17, 2006, 12:08pm; Reply: 65
new age hippy
Posted by: Elfi, September 17, 2006, 12:10pm; Reply: 66
Hes long gone....
Posted by: Steph, September 17, 2006, 1:18pm; Reply: 67
smoking his weed
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 17, 2006, 2:17pm; Reply: 68
on the top
Posted by: NeilT, September 17, 2006, 6:33pm; Reply: 69
of the mountain
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 17, 2006, 6:36pm; Reply: 70
that was steep
Posted by: Steph, September 17, 2006, 6:45pm; Reply: 71
with opium fields
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 17, 2006, 6:53pm; Reply: 72
that grew quite
Posted by: Steph, September 17, 2006, 6:59pm; Reply: 73
in abundance so
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 17, 2006, 8:29pm; Reply: 74
the man decided
Posted by: Karin c., September 17, 2006, 9:03pm; Reply: 75
to speak with
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 17, 2006, 9:10pm; Reply: 76
the other man
Posted by: Karin c., September 17, 2006, 9:28pm; Reply: 77
who stand by
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 17, 2006, 9:30pm; Reply: 78
the flowers that
Posted by: Karin c., September 17, 2006, 9:46pm; Reply: 79
so full of
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 17, 2006, 9:47pm; Reply: 80
life and fun
Posted by: corky100, September 17, 2006, 9:55pm; Reply: 81
begin to wilt
Posted by: NeilT, September 17, 2006, 10:12pm; Reply: 82
ready for another
Posted by: Elfi, September 18, 2006, 7:42am; Reply: 83
Chicken Fried Rice....
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 18, 2006, 9:03am; Reply: 84
that was made
Posted by: omj, September 18, 2006, 12:46pm; Reply: 85
in a wok
Posted by: Karin c., September 18, 2006, 12:53pm; Reply: 86
in the kitchen
Posted by: omj, September 18, 2006, 1:01pm; Reply: 87
with a rat
Posted by: Karin c., September 18, 2006, 1:06pm; Reply: 88
coming out of
Posted by: NeilT, September 18, 2006, 5:39pm; Reply: 89
the black pot
Posted by: Steph, September 18, 2006, 7:04pm; Reply: 90
falling onto the
Posted by: Karin c., September 18, 2006, 9:32pm; Reply: 91
the sink that
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 18, 2006, 9:49pm; Reply: 92
was going to
Posted by: Karin c., September 18, 2006, 9:56pm; Reply: 93
break in pieces
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 18, 2006, 10:01pm; Reply: 94
on the ground
Posted by: Karin c., September 18, 2006, 10:04pm; Reply: 95
with a loud
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 18, 2006, 10:20pm; Reply: 96
crash and tinkle
Posted by: NeilT, September 19, 2006, 12:23am; Reply: 97
before Jeff came
Posted by: Karin c., September 19, 2006, 8:55am; Reply: 98
to pick up
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 19, 2006, 2:46pm; Reply: 99
the truck that
Posted by: Steph, September 19, 2006, 6:03pm; Reply: 100
crashed on the
Posted by: NeilT, September 19, 2006, 6:58pm; Reply: 101
jelly hill, before
Posted by: Steph, September 19, 2006, 7:12pm; Reply: 102
slipping into icecream
Posted by: NeilT, September 19, 2006, 8:24pm; Reply: 103
as he wanted
Posted by: Karin c., September 19, 2006, 9:55pm; Reply: 104
being to fast
Posted by: omj, September 20, 2006, 12:37am; Reply: 105
and craving custard
Posted by: Steph, September 20, 2006, 11:15am; Reply: 106
with chocolate sprinkles
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 20, 2006, 3:07pm; Reply: 107
that was made
Posted by: Karin c., September 20, 2006, 6:34pm; Reply: 108
just for Neil
Posted by: NeilT, September 20, 2006, 7:02pm; Reply: 109
and hi Llama
Posted by: Karin c., September 20, 2006, 7:03pm; Reply: 110
and the rabbit
Posted by: Steph, September 20, 2006, 7:30pm; Reply: 111
which jumped out
Posted by: Karin c., September 20, 2006, 7:32pm; Reply: 112
of the hole
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 20, 2006, 9:08pm; Reply: 113
and climbed the
Posted by: Karin c., September 20, 2006, 9:22pm; Reply: 114
highest tree that
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 20, 2006, 9:24pm; Reply: 115
was different in
Posted by: Karin c., September 20, 2006, 9:49pm; Reply: 116
the big bad
Posted by: Stephanie -Angel Wings-, September 20, 2006, 9:54pm; Reply: 117
way that it
Posted by: Karin c., September 21, 2006, 8:14pm; Reply: 118
wants to change
Posted by: NeilT, September 21, 2006, 9:25pm; Reply: 119
the climate. To-day
Posted by: Steph, September 22, 2006, 9:28am; Reply: 120
Peter will join
Posted by: Karin c., September 22, 2006, 11:53am; Reply: 121
and enjoy this
Posted by: NeilT, September 22, 2006, 2:18pm; Reply: 122
with nuff said
Posted by: Karin c., September 26, 2006, 2:47pm; Reply: 123
cold beer and
Posted by: omj, September 26, 2006, 2:48pm; Reply: 124
ham sandwiches and
Posted by: Steph, September 26, 2006, 6:41pm; Reply: 125
with peanut butter
Posted by: NeilT, September 26, 2006, 7:54pm; Reply: 126
all ready to
Posted by: Karin c., September 26, 2006, 9:15pm; Reply: 127
party with lots
Posted by: NeilT, September 26, 2006, 9:57pm; Reply: 128
of action and
Posted by: Karin c., September 27, 2006, 6:08am; Reply: 129
dancing till Andy
Posted by: omj, September 27, 2006, 4:00pm; Reply: 130
whirls his arms
Posted by: Karin c., September 27, 2006, 4:07pm; Reply: 131
real hard because
Posted by: NeilT, September 27, 2006, 8:52pm; Reply: 132
he's a Windmill
Posted by: Steph, September 28, 2006, 12:06pm; Reply: 133
that grinds hot
Posted by: NeilT, September 28, 2006, 11:42pm; Reply: 134
hips, into a
Posted by: Steph, September 29, 2006, 8:10am; Reply: 135
a melting Stephanie (!!!)
Posted by: NeilT, September 29, 2006, 11:44pm; Reply: 136
So, did he
Posted by: Steph, September 30, 2006, 10:47am; Reply: 137
take her roughly
Posted by: NeilT, October 1, 2006, 9:17pm; Reply: 138
in the heat
Posted by: Sandra, October 1, 2006, 10:43pm; Reply: 139
of the moment
Posted by: NeilT, October 2, 2006, 12:45am; Reply: 140
just so that
Posted by: Sandra, October 2, 2006, 8:48am; Reply: 141
she could try
Posted by: Karin c., October 2, 2006, 3:16pm; Reply: 142
to change the
Posted by: omj, October 2, 2006, 7:45pm; Reply: 143
oil in the
Posted by: Sandra, October 2, 2006, 8:51pm; Reply: 144
VIP stretch limousine
Posted by: corky100, October 2, 2006, 11:49pm; Reply: 145
that was hijacked
Posted by: NeilT, October 2, 2006, 11:59pm; Reply: 146
by the gang
Posted by: Sandra, October 3, 2006, 9:33am; Reply: 147
of OMD fans
Posted by: omj, October 3, 2006, 2:18pm; Reply: 148
getting impatient waiting
Posted by: NeilT, October 3, 2006, 10:40pm; Reply: 149
for the man
Posted by: MJB, October 4, 2006, 7:05am; Reply: 150
to gun down
Posted by: NeilT, October 4, 2006, 8:17pm; Reply: 151
so they could
Posted by: MJB, October 5, 2006, 7:45am; Reply: 152
taste rotting flesh
Posted by: Steph, October 5, 2006, 11:33am; Reply: 153
with blood dripping
Posted by: MJB, October 5, 2006, 12:35pm; Reply: 154
into crevises unknown
Posted by: Steph, October 5, 2006, 12:37pm; Reply: 155
to a virgin
Posted by: MJB, October 5, 2006, 12:42pm; Reply: 156
but smothered in
Posted by: Steph, October 5, 2006, 6:10pm; Reply: 157
chocolate flavoured sauce
Posted by: NeilT, October 5, 2006, 9:54pm; Reply: 158
made by a
Posted by: MJB, October 6, 2006, 6:48am; Reply: 159
dirty old man
Posted by: Steph, October 6, 2006, 11:11am; Reply: 160
with a flasher
Posted by: NeilT, October 6, 2006, 7:14pm; Reply: 161
as a job
Posted by: Steph, October 8, 2006, 1:52pm; Reply: 162
during the day
Posted by: Karin c., October 8, 2006, 9:40pm; Reply: 163
before he went
Posted by: NeilT, October 8, 2006, 9:45pm; Reply: 164
to milk the
Posted by: Karin c., October 8, 2006, 10:03pm; Reply: 165
cow instead of
Posted by: MJB, October 9, 2006, 7:25am; Reply: 166
the sheep because
Posted by: Steph, October 9, 2006, 12:38pm; Reply: 167
their wool makes
Posted by: Karin c., October 9, 2006, 8:15pm; Reply: 168
black and white
Posted by: Steph, October 9, 2006, 8:43pm; Reply: 169
tight itchy leggings
Posted by: NeilT, October 9, 2006, 11:12pm; Reply: 170
for the little
Posted by: MJB, October 10, 2006, 7:02am; Reply: 171
people who were
Posted by: Steph, October 10, 2006, 12:25pm; Reply: 172
worshippers of Satan
Posted by: MJB, October 10, 2006, 12:55pm; Reply: 173
destined to die
Posted by: MJB, October 11, 2006, 6:45am; Reply: 174
a slow painful
Posted by: MJB, October 12, 2006, 6:46am; Reply: 175
death eating liver
Posted by: Karin c., October 16, 2006, 5:59pm; Reply: 176
with lots of
Posted by: omj, October 18, 2006, 3:40pm; Reply: 177
caramelised onion gravy
Posted by: NeilT, October 19, 2006, 10:49pm; Reply: 178
at halloween when
Posted by: Steph, October 21, 2006, 5:33pm; Reply: 179
Steph comes out
Posted by: MJB, October 24, 2006, 7:47am; Reply: 180
and bites men
Posted by: Steph, October 24, 2006, 9:59am; Reply: 181
it peculiar places!
Posted by: MJB, October 24, 2006, 11:32am; Reply: 182
Sudden sharp movements
Posted by: Steph, October 24, 2006, 12:24pm; Reply: 183
creates an excitement
Posted by: MJB, October 24, 2006, 2:59pm; Reply: 184
relating to perversions
Posted by: Steph, October 24, 2006, 3:40pm; Reply: 185
that only I
Posted by: MJB, October 25, 2006, 6:34am; Reply: 186
am aware of
Posted by: Steph, October 25, 2006, 11:44am; Reply: 187
but would show
Posted by: MJB, October 25, 2006, 2:15pm; Reply: 188
many different styles
Posted by: Steph, October 25, 2006, 5:48pm; Reply: 189
that would sway
Posted by: MJB, October 26, 2006, 6:34am; Reply: 190
women, not men
Posted by: Steph, October 26, 2006, 7:23pm; Reply: 191
into getting high
Posted by: MJB, October 27, 2006, 6:43am; Reply: 192
jinx sexual activities
Posted by: Steph, October 27, 2006, 7:26am; Reply: 193
performing amazing acts
Posted by: MJB, October 27, 2006, 7:44am; Reply: 194
eating body organs
Posted by: Steph, October 27, 2006, 10:14am; Reply: 195
whilst jumping on
Posted by: MJB, October 30, 2006, 7:37am; Reply: 196
dead mens' heads
Posted by: Steph, October 30, 2006, 7:58pm; Reply: 197
that explode with
Posted by: MJB, October 31, 2006, 8:01am; Reply: 198
fireworks and sausages
Posted by: Steph, October 31, 2006, 7:45pm; Reply: 199
which we eat
Posted by: MJB, November 1, 2006, 7:59am; Reply: 200
with pigs guts
Posted by: Steph, November 1, 2006, 12:29pm; Reply: 201
and lambs heads
Posted by: MJB, November 1, 2006, 12:51pm; Reply: 202
and frogs eyes
Posted by: MJB, November 2, 2006, 4:49pm; Reply: 203
covered in gravy
Posted by: Steph, November 2, 2006, 10:51pm; Reply: 204
and mash potatoes
Posted by: MJB, November 3, 2006, 8:20am; Reply: 205
until Colin Firth
Posted by: MJB, November 3, 2006, 8:20am; Reply: 206
ravishes me because
Posted by: Steph, November 3, 2006, 8:30am; Reply: 207
you deserved it
Posted by: MJB, November 3, 2006, 10:59am; Reply: 208
and I enjoyed
Posted by: Steph, November 3, 2006, 9:02pm; Reply: 209
every waking moment
Posted by: Karin c., November 5, 2006, 7:47pm; Reply: 210
when i am
Posted by: MJB, November 7, 2006, 8:20am; Reply: 211
upon Mr Firth
Posted by: Karin, November 7, 2006, 6:44pm; Reply: 212
to take him
Posted by: MJB, November 8, 2006, 8:00am; Reply: 213
any which way
Posted by: Karin, November 12, 2006, 11:36pm; Reply: 214
he wants to
Posted by: MJB, November 13, 2006, 8:00am; Reply: 215
because a slave
Posted by: MJB, November 15, 2006, 1:28pm; Reply: 216
ate the cherries
Posted by: MJB, November 22, 2006, 7:41am; Reply: 217
that were melting
Posted by: NeilT, November 22, 2006, 6:30pm; Reply: 218
in a pan
Posted by: Steph, November 22, 2006, 9:15pm; Reply: 219
which will be
Posted by: MJB, November 23, 2006, 7:40am; Reply: 220
poured onto Colin
Posted by: TheAviator, November 23, 2006, 3:28pm; Reply: 221
to create a
Posted by: MJB, November 23, 2006, 3:59pm; Reply: 222
tasty dessert. Suddenly
Posted by: Karin, November 26, 2006, 6:24pm; Reply: 223
there was a
Posted by: MJB, November 27, 2006, 7:53am; Reply: 224
sprinkling of fairy
Posted by: TheAviator, November 27, 2006, 12:30pm; Reply: 225
lights upon the
Posted by: Karin, November 27, 2006, 2:34pm; Reply: 226
sky with terrible
Posted by: NeilT, November 27, 2006, 7:59pm; Reply: 227
spots before the
Posted by: Karin, November 27, 2006, 11:15pm; Reply: 228
world is going
Posted by: MJB, November 28, 2006, 8:33am; Reply: 229
apart because Colin
Posted by: Karin, November 28, 2006, 11:48am; Reply: 230
is falling down
Posted by: TheAviator, November 28, 2006, 12:01pm; Reply: 231
a very long
Posted by: MJB, November 28, 2006, 1:03pm; Reply: 232
leg - mine!!!!! Gasping
Posted by: MJB, November 29, 2006, 8:06am; Reply: 233
for breath he
Posted by: MJB, November 30, 2006, 7:57am; Reply: 234
ate some smarties
Posted by: TheAviator, November 30, 2006, 1:09pm; Reply: 235
but not the
Posted by: MJB, November 30, 2006, 1:35pm; Reply: 236
blue ones because
Posted by: Love42, November 30, 2006, 4:54pm; Reply: 237
they made him
Posted by: Karin, November 30, 2006, 10:06pm; Reply: 238
throw up after
Posted by: MJB, December 1, 2006, 8:52am; Reply: 239
trifle and custard
Posted by: Karin, December 2, 2006, 12:36pm; Reply: 240
so badly that
Posted by: NeilT, December 2, 2006, 12:40pm; Reply: 241
he wanted to
Posted by: Karin, December 2, 2006, 12:45pm; Reply: 242
go to the
Posted by: Love42, December 4, 2006, 6:28am; Reply: 243
Engelbert Humperdink concert
Posted by: MJB, December 4, 2006, 8:47am; Reply: 244
wearing torn flares
Posted by: NeilT, December 4, 2006, 5:59pm; Reply: 245
Alas there were
Posted by: Steph, December 4, 2006, 8:51pm; Reply: 246
big permed hair
Posted by: NeilT, December 5, 2006, 1:10am; Reply: 247
men, that wanted
Posted by: MJB, December 5, 2006, 7:59am; Reply: 248
cows guts because
Posted by: Steph, December 5, 2006, 10:07pm; Reply: 249
the ritual of
Posted by: NeilT, December 5, 2006, 10:21pm; Reply: 250
eating them was
Posted by: Steph, December 5, 2006, 10:51pm; Reply: 251
old hat now
Posted by: NeilT, December 6, 2006, 1:24am; Reply: 252
But then he.....
Posted by: MJB, December 6, 2006, 8:03am; Reply: 253
leapt into some
Posted by: NeilT, December 6, 2006, 9:44pm; Reply: 254
weird cloths that
Posted by: MJB, December 7, 2006, 8:09am; Reply: 255
were soaked in
Posted by: TheAviator, December 7, 2006, 1:56pm; Reply: 256
turpentine and bleach
Posted by: Karin, December 7, 2006, 2:58pm; Reply: 257
so now there
Posted by: MJB, December 8, 2006, 7:47am; Reply: 258
were blisters on
Posted by: Karin, December 8, 2006, 2:34pm; Reply: 259
his badly hurt
Posted by: NeilT, December 8, 2006, 9:33pm; Reply: 260
hands that he
Posted by: Karin, December 8, 2006, 9:59pm; Reply: 261
wants to jump
Posted by: MJB, December 11, 2006, 8:03am; Reply: 262
into a trifle
Posted by: MJB, December 12, 2006, 7:42am; Reply: 263
with whipped cream
Posted by: Karin, December 12, 2006, 11:28pm; Reply: 264
soft and sweet
Posted by: NeilT, December 13, 2006, 1:07am; Reply: 265
enough to make
Posted by: MJB, December 13, 2006, 7:44am; Reply: 266
him randy. Breaking
Posted by: Steph, December 13, 2006, 9:40pm; Reply: 267
glass when dropping
Posted by: NeilT, December 13, 2006, 10:50pm; Reply: 268
his rather large
Posted by: MJB, December 14, 2006, 8:41am; Reply: 269
condom holder on
Posted by: Karin, December 14, 2006, 4:11pm; Reply: 270
otherweise he is
Posted by: MJB, December 15, 2006, 8:09am; Reply: 271
getting a STD
Posted by: Karin, December 18, 2006, 2:09pm; Reply: 272
instead of a
Posted by: omj, December 18, 2006, 4:27pm; Reply: 273
really nice time
Posted by: MJB, December 19, 2006, 7:47am; Reply: 274
at the pub
Posted by: Karin, December 20, 2006, 2:17pm; Reply: 275
drinking a lot
Posted by: omj, December 20, 2006, 4:50pm; Reply: 276
of greeny absinthe
Posted by: MJB, December 21, 2006, 7:29am; Reply: 277
with his luvvie
Posted by: TheAviator, December 21, 2006, 1:20pm; Reply: 278
who has just
Posted by: MJB, December 21, 2006, 2:47pm; Reply: 279
eaten oysters. Taking
Posted by: Steph, December 21, 2006, 2:48pm; Reply: 280
garlic snails covered
Posted by: MJB, December 21, 2006, 2:49pm; Reply: 281
with crushed chillis
Posted by: Karin, December 22, 2006, 4:06pm; Reply: 282
that makes him
Posted by: omj, December 26, 2006, 6:48pm; Reply: 283
smack his lips
Posted by: Sandra, December 26, 2006, 8:37pm; Reply: 284
then drink champagne
Posted by: omj, December 26, 2006, 8:42pm; Reply: 285
from his shoe
Posted by: NeilT, December 26, 2006, 8:46pm; Reply: 286
as this was
Posted by: omj, December 26, 2006, 8:50pm; Reply: 287
in one piece
Posted by: NeilT, December 26, 2006, 11:53pm; Reply: 288
and soon he
Posted by: Sandra, December 27, 2006, 12:31am; Reply: 289
ate the shoe.
Posted by: omj, December 29, 2006, 7:21pm; Reply: 290
after a big
Posted by: Sandra, December 29, 2006, 9:26pm; Reply: 291
Feast of Sprouts
Posted by: NeilT, December 29, 2006, 11:15pm; Reply: 292
and curried turkey
Posted by: Sandra, December 30, 2006, 12:05am; Reply: 293
his heaving stomach
Posted by: NeilT, December 30, 2006, 2:33am; Reply: 294
was going to
Posted by: Sandra, December 30, 2006, 9:30pm; Reply: 295
orbit the moon
Posted by: NeilT, December 31, 2006, 1:25am; Reply: 296
ready to find
Posted by: Sandra, December 31, 2006, 1:42am; Reply: 297
the way home
Posted by: Karin, January 2, 2007, 7:09pm; Reply: 298
out of the
Posted by: Karin, January 3, 2007, 2:28pm; Reply: 299
mess he is
Posted by: TheAviator, January 4, 2007, 2:02pm; Reply: 300
going to find
Posted by: Karin, January 4, 2007, 2:40pm; Reply: 301
a nice place
Posted by: omj, January 4, 2007, 11:42pm; Reply: 302
with comfy cushions
Posted by: Karin, January 5, 2007, 4:53pm; Reply: 303
to lay down
Posted by: STV Man, January 9, 2007, 12:56am; Reply: 304
inside the house
Posted by: Karin, January 9, 2007, 2:23pm; Reply: 305
to sleep till
Posted by: Karin, January 10, 2007, 5:29pm; Reply: 306
dawn before the
Posted by: Sandra, January 30, 2007, 9:54am; Reply: 307
Liverpool concert starts!
Posted by: NeilT, January 30, 2007, 10:00am; Reply: 308
Then it will
Posted by: Sandra, January 30, 2007, 11:52am; Reply: 309
be Bongo time
Posted by: Karin, January 30, 2007, 2:01pm; Reply: 310
for omd fans
Posted by: TheAviator, February 1, 2007, 12:59pm; Reply: 311
who will dance
Posted by: NeilT, February 1, 2007, 5:10pm; Reply: 312
like a mad
Posted by: Sandra, February 1, 2007, 10:02pm; Reply: 313
windmill twirling it's
Posted by: NeilT, February 2, 2007, 12:18am; Reply: 314
turbulent wind of
Posted by: TheAviator, February 2, 2007, 12:46pm; Reply: 315
sails grinding down
Posted by: Karin, February 2, 2007, 2:08pm; Reply: 316
like something is
Posted by: omj, February 2, 2007, 5:02pm; Reply: 317
blowing away cobwebs
Posted by: Sandra, February 3, 2007, 10:44am; Reply: 318
from the audience.
Posted by: Karin, February 5, 2007, 7:25pm; Reply: 319
whilst taking aplause
Posted by: suec, February 10, 2007, 7:42am; Reply: 320
then throwing up
Posted by: NeilT, February 10, 2007, 10:32pm; Reply: 321
as there was
Posted by: suec, February 11, 2007, 8:30am; Reply: 322
no dazzle bucket
Posted by: NeilT, February 11, 2007, 8:46pm; Reply: 323
to be a
Posted by: Karin, February 11, 2007, 9:52pm; Reply: 324
part of the
Posted by: suec, February 12, 2007, 7:42am; Reply: 325
big show that
Posted by: Karin, February 12, 2007, 3:05pm; Reply: 326
was going to
Posted by: suec, February 12, 2007, 4:22pm; Reply: 327
be seen by
Posted by: NeilT, February 13, 2007, 12:10am; Reply: 328
so many people
Posted by: suec, February 13, 2007, 7:10am; Reply: 329
who would be
Posted by: Sandra, February 13, 2007, 12:56pm; Reply: 330
dancing on seats
Posted by: Karin, February 13, 2007, 3:07pm; Reply: 331
instead of the
Posted by: suec, February 13, 2007, 4:05pm; Reply: 332
damp and smelly
Posted by: NeilT, February 13, 2007, 8:12pm; Reply: 333
stage that has
Posted by: suec, February 13, 2007, 10:30pm; Reply: 334
huge spot lights
Posted by: NeilT, February 14, 2007, 10:04pm; Reply: 335
to show up
Posted by: Karin, February 15, 2007, 10:42pm; Reply: 336
in every corner
Posted by: NeilT, February 16, 2007, 1:11am; Reply: 337
as there will
Posted by: Karin, February 16, 2007, 12:48pm; Reply: 338
be a heavy
Posted by: suec, February 16, 2007, 3:33pm; Reply: 339
drum set and
Posted by: Karin, February 16, 2007, 9:08pm; Reply: 340
a hugh bass
Posted by: NeilT, February 16, 2007, 10:05pm; Reply: 341
so loud it
Posted by: Karin, February 16, 2007, 11:20pm; Reply: 342
gave me a
Posted by: Sandra, February 17, 2007, 8:31am; Reply: 343
shiver up my
Posted by: suec, February 17, 2007, 11:11am; Reply: 344
spine and makes
Posted by: NeilT, February 17, 2007, 8:05pm; Reply: 345
me want to
Posted by: Sandra, February 17, 2007, 11:04pm; Reply: 346
shout out WHOOHOO
Posted by: NeilT, February 18, 2007, 12:53am; Reply: 347
over to a
Posted by: suec, February 18, 2007, 1:12pm; Reply: 348
big bald bouncer
Posted by: NeilT, February 18, 2007, 8:11pm; Reply: 349
that wanted a
Posted by: suec, February 19, 2007, 7:10am; Reply: 350
Jumbo sausage and
Posted by: Sandra, February 19, 2007, 9:09am; Reply: 351
a can of
Posted by: suec, February 19, 2007, 2:38pm; Reply: 352
red bull and
Posted by: Karin, February 19, 2007, 2:41pm; Reply: 353
fly away to
Posted by: suec, February 19, 2007, 2:47pm; Reply: 354
Bongo land where
Posted by: Karin, February 19, 2007, 2:49pm; Reply: 355
omd are playing
Posted by: suec, February 19, 2007, 2:54pm; Reply: 356
Hip Hip Hooray
Posted by: Karin, February 19, 2007, 3:08pm; Reply: 357
for suec because
Posted by: suec, February 19, 2007, 10:24pm; Reply: 358
it's my birthday ;D
Posted by: Karin, February 19, 2007, 10:38pm; Reply: 359
today but tomorrow
Posted by: suec, February 19, 2007, 10:54pm; Reply: 360
is another day
Posted by: Sandra, February 19, 2007, 11:15pm; Reply: 361
- that was then
Posted by: NeilT, February 19, 2007, 11:38pm; Reply: 362
this is now
Posted by: MJB, February 20, 2007, 7:22am; Reply: 363
and suddenly - BANG!!!!!
Posted by: Karin, February 20, 2007, 3:27pm; Reply: 364
Paul and Andy
Posted by: suec, February 20, 2007, 6:01pm; Reply: 365
fell over winston
Posted by: NeilT, February 20, 2007, 11:11pm; Reply: 366
as they went
Posted by: MJB, February 21, 2007, 7:17am; Reply: 367
to the solicitors
Posted by: Sandra, February 21, 2007, 9:49am; Reply: 368
for a new
Posted by: MJB, February 21, 2007, 1:03pm; Reply: 369
compensation claim in
Posted by: MJB, February 21, 2007, 1:25pm; Reply: 370
Japanese due to
Posted by: suec, February 21, 2007, 5:05pm; Reply: 371
the sushi being
Posted by: NeilT, February 22, 2007, 12:27am; Reply: 372
so fishy, as
Posted by: MJB, February 22, 2007, 7:29am; Reply: 373
it was written
Posted by: MJB, February 22, 2007, 12:50pm; Reply: 374
that brown rice
Posted by: MJB, February 23, 2007, 7:23am; Reply: 375
would poison the
Posted by: TheAviator, February 23, 2007, 12:24pm; Reply: 376
ground it fell
Posted by: MJB, February 23, 2007, 1:07pm; Reply: 377
on if splinters
Posted by: omj, February 23, 2007, 3:02pm; Reply: 378
stuck in gullets
Posted by: suec, February 23, 2007, 4:56pm; Reply: 379
and wriggling worms
Posted by: Sandra, February 23, 2007, 9:21pm; Reply: 380
slid down throats
Posted by: suec, February 24, 2007, 10:13am; Reply: 381
wriggling as they
Posted by: NeilT, February 24, 2007, 8:31pm; Reply: 382
went.
Hey- Look
Posted by: Sandra, February 24, 2007, 11:31pm; Reply: 383
What a gullet!
Posted by: suec, February 25, 2007, 11:07am; Reply: 384
This is the
Posted by: MJB, February 26, 2007, 7:26am; Reply: 385
MRSA we discussed
Posted by: Karin, February 26, 2007, 2:07pm; Reply: 386
about a lot
Posted by: NeilT, February 26, 2007, 9:31pm; Reply: 387
of old large
Posted by: MJB, February 27, 2007, 7:38am; Reply: 388
seeping wounds. Petrol
Posted by: suec, February 27, 2007, 6:18pm; Reply: 389
for my belly
Posted by: suec, February 27, 2007, 6:19pm; Reply: 390
to make me
Posted by: Karin, February 28, 2007, 7:31am; Reply: 391
quick to do
Posted by: MJB, February 28, 2007, 7:42am; Reply: 392
bodged operations. Dirty
Posted by: MJB, February 28, 2007, 1:25pm; Reply: 393
needles were found
Posted by: suec, February 28, 2007, 4:20pm; Reply: 394
sticking out from
Posted by: MJB, March 1, 2007, 7:36am; Reply: 395
someones liver so
Posted by: Karin, March 1, 2007, 3:56pm; Reply: 396
they decide that
Posted by: NeilT, March 1, 2007, 10:23pm; Reply: 397
the best option
Posted by: suec, March 1, 2007, 10:25pm; Reply: 398
was to drink
Posted by: NeilT, March 2, 2007, 1:39am; Reply: 399
lots of cold
Posted by: MJB, March 2, 2007, 7:42am; Reply: 400
blood to see
Posted by: suec, March 2, 2007, 4:15pm; Reply: 401
fangs dripping red
Posted by: suec, March 4, 2007, 4:05pm; Reply: 402
and howling like
Posted by: GenaP, March 4, 2007, 8:02pm; Reply: 403
Mariah Carey in
Posted by: MJB, March 5, 2007, 7:36am; Reply: 404
the death throes.
Posted by: MJB, March 5, 2007, 1:10pm; Reply: 405
Darkening skies began
Posted by: suec, March 5, 2007, 4:51pm; Reply: 406
to brighten, then
Posted by: NeilT, March 5, 2007, 9:17pm; Reply: 407
the moon was
Posted by: MJB, March 6, 2007, 7:57am; Reply: 408
making Stephanie howl
Posted by: NeilT, March 6, 2007, 6:31pm; Reply: 409
as she was
Posted by: MJB, March 7, 2007, 7:34am; Reply: 410
stabbed through her
Posted by: suec, March 7, 2007, 11:02am; Reply: 411
bright pink fluffy
Posted by: MJB, March 7, 2007, 1:17pm; Reply: 412
handbag missing the
Posted by: MJB, March 7, 2007, 1:17pm; Reply: 413
heart by inches
Posted by: suec, March 7, 2007, 4:16pm; Reply: 414
but slicing through
Posted by: TheAviator, March 8, 2007, 12:46pm; Reply: 415
her new leather
Posted by: MJB, March 8, 2007, 1:39pm; Reply: 416
liver. Slowly eating
Posted by: MJB, March 8, 2007, 4:22pm; Reply: 417
worms and soil
Posted by: MJB, March 9, 2007, 7:29am; Reply: 418
and turning into
Posted by: TheAviator, March 9, 2007, 12:20pm; Reply: 419
Dr Who's enemy
Posted by: MJB, March 9, 2007, 1:03pm; Reply: 420
Sh1t Faced Sheila
Posted by: suec, March 11, 2007, 8:27pm; Reply: 421
with her bottle
Posted by: NeilT, March 11, 2007, 8:39pm; Reply: 422
of rum and
Posted by: suec, March 11, 2007, 9:05pm; Reply: 423
coke firmly lodged
Posted by: MJB, March 12, 2007, 7:27am; Reply: 424
in her cleavage.
Posted by: suec, March 12, 2007, 5:43pm; Reply: 425
which was handy
Posted by: MJB, March 13, 2007, 7:19am; Reply: 426
for her pimp
Posted by: suec, March 13, 2007, 7:57am; Reply: 427
and his friendly
Posted by: TheAviator, March 13, 2007, 12:18pm; Reply: 428
side kick orangutan
Posted by: MJB, March 13, 2007, 12:57pm; Reply: 429
to drink from
Posted by: MJB, March 14, 2007, 7:28am; Reply: 430
Sheila smoked heavily
Posted by: TheAviator, March 14, 2007, 1:06pm; Reply: 431
Cuban Chairman cigars
Posted by: Karin, March 14, 2007, 1:08pm; Reply: 432
because she is
Posted by: MJB, March 14, 2007, 1:20pm; Reply: 433
a sex change
Posted by: MJB, March 14, 2007, 2:58pm; Reply: 434
operation candidate. Firm
Posted by: suec, March 14, 2007, 3:59pm; Reply: 435
thighs that could
Posted by: Sandra, March 14, 2007, 7:36pm; Reply: 436
crack a walnut
Posted by: MJB, March 15, 2007, 7:22am; Reply: 437
with male bits
Posted by: TheAviator, March 15, 2007, 11:45am; Reply: 438
hanging like a
Posted by: MJB, March 15, 2007, 12:57pm; Reply: 439
doorknob. The operation
Posted by: Karin, March 15, 2007, 1:26pm; Reply: 440
is painfull but
Posted by: suec, March 15, 2007, 4:58pm; Reply: 441
the bruising will
Posted by: MJB, March 19, 2007, 7:49am; Reply: 442
make things bigger
Posted by: MJB, March 19, 2007, 1:09pm; Reply: 443
and the operation
Posted by: MJB, March 20, 2007, 7:21am; Reply: 444
will enhance many
Posted by: MJB, March 21, 2007, 7:15am; Reply: 445
new areas of
Posted by: suec, March 21, 2007, 5:04pm; Reply: 446
the body that
Posted by: MJB, March 22, 2007, 7:10am; Reply: 447
need a little
Posted by: Karin, March 22, 2007, 5:01pm; Reply: 448
extra care because
Posted by: MJB, March 23, 2007, 7:11am; Reply: 449
of the glue
Posted by: omj, March 23, 2007, 2:33pm; Reply: 450
that seeps into
Posted by: suec, March 24, 2007, 5:19pm; Reply: 451
all the places
Posted by: MJB, March 26, 2007, 6:23am; Reply: 452
where the cut
Posted by: suec, March 26, 2007, 2:20pm; Reply: 453
slices right across
Posted by: MJB, March 27, 2007, 6:02am; Reply: 454
the genitalia. Blood
Posted by: Karin, March 27, 2007, 7:18am; Reply: 455
all over the
Posted by: MJB, March 27, 2007, 11:43am; Reply: 456
tops of legs
Posted by: MJB, March 28, 2007, 6:08am; Reply: 457
reminds him that
Posted by: TheAviator, March 28, 2007, 2:43pm; Reply: 458
the butchers shop
Posted by: omj, March 28, 2007, 2:58pm; Reply: 459
is closed down
Posted by: NeilT, March 28, 2007, 11:05pm; Reply: 460
but it will
Posted by: MJB, March 29, 2007, 6:13am; Reply: 461
become a massage
Posted by: Karin, March 29, 2007, 6:44pm; Reply: 462
before the next
Posted by: NeilT, March 29, 2007, 8:52pm; Reply: 463
big thing happens
Posted by: Karin, March 30, 2007, 6:26am; Reply: 464
that must be
Posted by: MJB, March 30, 2007, 12:02pm; Reply: 465
birth of multiple
Posted by: NeilT, March 30, 2007, 8:19pm; Reply: 466
tadpoles as it
Posted by: suec, March 31, 2007, 7:48pm; Reply: 467
was the frog
Posted by: NeilT, March 31, 2007, 7:53pm; Reply: 468
that wanted to
Posted by: suec, March 31, 2007, 7:54pm; Reply: 469
do naughty things
Posted by: MJB, April 2, 2007, 6:05am; Reply: 470
by eating eggs
Posted by: suec, April 2, 2007, 3:52pm; Reply: 471
made of chocolate
Posted by: NeilT, April 2, 2007, 8:32pm; Reply: 472
which would make
Posted by: MJB, April 3, 2007, 6:05am; Reply: 473
the stitches burst
Posted by: MJB, April 3, 2007, 11:43am; Reply: 474
and blood gush
Posted by: TheAviator, April 3, 2007, 12:04pm; Reply: 475
out the veins
Posted by: Karin, April 3, 2007, 12:41pm; Reply: 476
all over the
Posted by: suec, April 3, 2007, 6:56pm; Reply: 477
new white carpet
Posted by: NeilT, April 3, 2007, 9:34pm; Reply: 478
that was given
Posted by: MJB, April 4, 2007, 6:02am; Reply: 479
bleach treatment instead
Posted by: NeilT, April 4, 2007, 8:24pm; Reply: 480
of red wine
Posted by: suec, April 6, 2007, 1:35pm; Reply: 481
and pepperoni pizza
Posted by: NeilT, April 7, 2007, 6:46pm; Reply: 482
just so that
Posted by: suec, April 7, 2007, 8:02pm; Reply: 483
the garlic balls
Posted by: NeilT, April 8, 2007, 9:52pm; Reply: 484
would make you
Posted by: suec, April 9, 2007, 7:47am; Reply: 485
keep vampires away
Posted by: NeilT, April 9, 2007, 6:26pm; Reply: 486
because tonight is
Posted by: suec, April 9, 2007, 8:49pm; Reply: 487
the night that
Posted by: suec, April 9, 2007, 8:50pm; Reply: 488
vampires have their
Posted by: suec, April 10, 2007, 2:22pm; Reply: 489
picnic.  Fancy a
Posted by: MJB, April 17, 2007, 11:28am; Reply: 490
shag the elephant
Posted by: suec, April 17, 2007, 2:15pm; Reply: 491
minding his mahout
Posted by: MJB, April 18, 2007, 5:41am; Reply: 492
but he comes
Posted by: TheAviator, April 18, 2007, 10:27am; Reply: 493
all over as
Posted by: MJB, April 19, 2007, 5:56am; Reply: 494
buckets of the
Posted by: NeilT, April 19, 2007, 11:34pm; Reply: 495
juice will hit
Posted by: MJB, April 20, 2007, 5:45am; Reply: 496
the spot. Orgasms
Posted by: suec, April 20, 2007, 5:56am; Reply: 497
come and go
Posted by: MJB, April 20, 2007, 9:20am; Reply: 498
but stronger than
Posted by: MJB, April 20, 2007, 11:16am; Reply: 499
elephants ones are
Posted by: TheAviator, April 20, 2007, 12:37pm; Reply: 500
compared to tiny
Posted by: NeilT, April 20, 2007, 8:34pm; Reply: 501
mice with big
Posted by: suec, April 21, 2007, 5:56am; Reply: 502
willies who like
Posted by: MJB, April 23, 2007, 5:47am; Reply: 503
to chase cats
Posted by: Karin, April 23, 2007, 2:20pm; Reply: 504
so fast that
Posted by: MJB, April 24, 2007, 5:43am; Reply: 505
their willies retract
Posted by: TheAviator, April 24, 2007, 10:34am; Reply: 506
due to friction
Posted by: suec, April 24, 2007, 2:21pm; Reply: 507
from the carpet
Posted by: NeilT, April 24, 2007, 7:55pm; Reply: 508
burns, on there
Posted by: MJB, April 25, 2007, 5:43am; Reply: 509
bottoms. The sex
Posted by: Karin, April 25, 2007, 7:26am; Reply: 510
isn't good so
Posted by: MJB, April 25, 2007, 11:03am; Reply: 511
they use vibrators
Posted by: suec, April 25, 2007, 1:17pm; Reply: 512
to bring pleasure
Posted by: MJB, April 26, 2007, 5:32am; Reply: 513
in their groins
Posted by: TheAviator, April 26, 2007, 10:34am; Reply: 514
leaving little sticky
Posted by: suec, April 26, 2007, 4:02pm; Reply: 515
tadpoles swimming upstream
Posted by: NeilT, April 26, 2007, 9:19pm; Reply: 516
as the batteries
Posted by: MJB, April 27, 2007, 5:31am; Reply: 517
slowly run down.
Posted by: TheAviator, April 27, 2007, 7:58am; Reply: 518
ending the excitement
Posted by: NeilT, April 27, 2007, 10:57am; Reply: 519
that was about
Posted by: MJB, April 27, 2007, 11:20am; Reply: 520
to explode. Suddenly
Posted by: suec, April 27, 2007, 8:16pm; Reply: 521
to die down
Posted by: NeilT, April 27, 2007, 11:26pm; Reply: 522
in the pile
Posted by: suec, April 28, 2007, 5:26am; Reply: 523
but look it's
Posted by: PaulB, April 28, 2007, 8:07am; Reply: 524
a cuddly llama!
Posted by: NeilT, April 28, 2007, 1:05pm; Reply: 525
so much so
Posted by: suec, April 28, 2007, 2:12pm; Reply: 526
that the sheep
Posted by: NeilT, April 28, 2007, 5:22pm; Reply: 527
wanted to find
Posted by: MJB, April 30, 2007, 5:50am; Reply: 528
free condoms because
Posted by: suec, April 30, 2007, 10:27am; Reply: 529
everyone knows Llamas
Posted by: MJB, April 30, 2007, 10:49am; Reply: 530
and sheep like
Posted by: TheAviator, April 30, 2007, 1:36pm; Reply: 531
to socialise and
Posted by: NeilT, April 30, 2007, 7:50pm; Reply: 532
eat grass with
Posted by: MJB, May 1, 2007, 5:26am; Reply: 533
out being bothered
Posted by: TheAviator, May 1, 2007, 10:40am; Reply: 534
by Bongo drivers
Posted by: MJB, May 1, 2007, 10:55am; Reply: 535
or split condoms
Posted by: suec, May 1, 2007, 2:11pm; Reply: 536
there's nothing worse
Posted by: NeilT, May 1, 2007, 7:36pm; Reply: 537
than Bongo drivers
Posted by: suec, May 2, 2007, 5:16am; Reply: 538
in string vests
Posted by: MJB, May 2, 2007, 5:35am; Reply: 539
shagging sheep or
Posted by: MJB, May 3, 2007, 5:22am; Reply: 540
trying to pull
Posted by: TheAviator, May 3, 2007, 11:52am; Reply: 541
wooly jumpers whilst
Posted by: Karin, May 3, 2007, 11:54am; Reply: 542
you are waiting
Posted by: TheAviator, May 3, 2007, 11:55am; Reply: 543
for soldiers to
Posted by: Karin, May 3, 2007, 6:04pm; Reply: 544
go to the
Posted by: NeilT, May 4, 2007, 6:10pm; Reply: 545
milky way, where
Posted by: Karin, May 7, 2007, 12:43pm; Reply: 546
spaceman are making
Posted by: suec, May 7, 2007, 1:44pm; Reply: 547
lots of little
Posted by: NeilT, May 7, 2007, 6:30pm; Reply: 548
jellies with big
Posted by: Karin, May 8, 2007, 8:27am; Reply: 549
sticks and small
Posted by: TheAviator, May 8, 2007, 1:31pm; Reply: 550
bowls to eat
Posted by: NeilT, May 8, 2007, 2:49pm; Reply: 551
lots of moist
Posted by: Sandra, May 8, 2007, 3:00pm; Reply: 552
spaghetti hoops in
Posted by: TheAviator, May 9, 2007, 10:03am; Reply: 553
spicy ketchup with
Posted by: NeilT, May 9, 2007, 2:02pm; Reply: 554
curry to follow
Posted by: Karin, May 9, 2007, 2:19pm; Reply: 555
and after that
Posted by: suec, May 9, 2007, 2:32pm; Reply: 556
a quick run
Posted by: NeilT, May 9, 2007, 7:59pm; Reply: 557
to the loo
Posted by: suec, May 12, 2007, 1:57pm; Reply: 558
to empty the
Posted by: TheAviator, May 14, 2007, 11:04am; Reply: 559
contents of their
Posted by: MJB, May 15, 2007, 5:28am; Reply: 560
scrotums. A massive
Posted by: MJB, May 16, 2007, 5:09am; Reply: 561
piece of ham
Posted by: MJB, May 16, 2007, 10:37am; Reply: 562
fell onto some
Posted by: MJB, May 16, 2007, 12:59pm; Reply: 563
straw and suddenly
Posted by: TheAviator, May 17, 2007, 6:03am; Reply: 564
rodents appeared from
Posted by: MJB, May 17, 2007, 11:03am; Reply: 565
a huge carton
Posted by: MJB, May 18, 2007, 5:04am; Reply: 566
of milk. Running
Posted by: TheAviator, May 18, 2007, 10:18am; Reply: 567
through straw upto
Posted by: MJB, May 18, 2007, 10:57am; Reply: 568
meadows full of
Posted by: TheAviator, May 18, 2007, 1:14pm; Reply: 569
poppies and llamas
Posted by: MJB, May 21, 2007, 5:17am; Reply: 570
when suddenly.... CRASH!
Posted by: TheAviator, May 21, 2007, 7:32am; Reply: 571
A collision of
Posted by: MJB, May 21, 2007, 10:49am; Reply: 572
sixteen elephants and
Posted by: MJB, May 22, 2007, 4:53am; Reply: 573
ninety (Pig_Icon)s ran
Posted by: TheAviator, May 22, 2007, 9:04am; Reply: 574
into the llamas
Posted by: MJB, May 22, 2007, 10:41am; Reply: 575
pen causing damage
Posted by: Karin, May 22, 2007, 11:11am; Reply: 576
all over the
Posted by: MJB, May 23, 2007, 4:50am; Reply: 577
garden and Farmer
Posted by: NeilT, May 24, 2007, 7:10pm; Reply: 578
wanted to know
Posted by: Karin, May 24, 2007, 8:14pm; Reply: 579
what the hell
Posted by: NeilT, May 24, 2007, 9:49pm; Reply: 580
are we going
Posted by: Karin, May 25, 2007, 9:31am; Reply: 581
to do when
Posted by: MJB, May 29, 2007, 4:49am; Reply: 582
the rave starts
Posted by: MJB, May 30, 2007, 4:55am; Reply: 583
and Police keep
Posted by: MJB, May 30, 2007, 10:40am; Reply: 584
stealing llama fur
Posted by: NeilT, May 30, 2007, 6:03pm; Reply: 585
to be used
Posted by: MJB, May 31, 2007, 4:40am; Reply: 586
for tea cosies
Posted by: Karin, May 31, 2007, 3:38pm; Reply: 587
after a very
Posted by: MJB, June 1, 2007, 4:33am; Reply: 588
damp episode where
Posted by: NeilT, June 1, 2007, 6:39pm; Reply: 589
little mice found
Posted by: MJB, June 4, 2007, 4:40am; Reply: 590
that egg cosies
Posted by: MJB, June 5, 2007, 4:31am; Reply: 591
worked well as
Posted by: Karin, June 5, 2007, 7:52am; Reply: 592
it seems to
Posted by: MJB, June 6, 2007, 5:02am; Reply: 593
give healing properties
Posted by: TheAviator, June 6, 2007, 9:32am; Reply: 594
for many ailments
Posted by: MJB, June 6, 2007, 10:23am; Reply: 595
without the need
Posted by: NeilT, June 6, 2007, 6:48pm; Reply: 596
to buy eggs
Posted by: MJB, June 7, 2007, 7:03am; Reply: 597
or spend money
Posted by: NeilT, June 7, 2007, 9:11pm; Reply: 598
on a big
Posted by: MJB, June 11, 2007, 6:52am; Reply: 599
medical insurance policy
Posted by: NeilT, June 11, 2007, 6:59pm; Reply: 600
so that they
Posted by: MJB, June 12, 2007, 6:50am; Reply: 601
could become obese
Posted by: NeilT, June 12, 2007, 7:38pm; Reply: 602
with the way
Posted by: MJB, June 13, 2007, 7:19am; Reply: 603
the government hate
Posted by: NeilT, June 13, 2007, 4:23pm; Reply: 604
to plan a
Posted by: Karin, June 13, 2007, 10:08pm; Reply: 605
tripp to the
Posted by: MJB, June 14, 2007, 2:29pm; Reply: 606
back of beyond
Posted by: MJB, June 15, 2007, 12:06pm; Reply: 607
or become human
Posted by: NeilT, June 15, 2007, 9:00pm; Reply: 608
jellies that wobble
Posted by: TheAviator, June 18, 2007, 2:28pm; Reply: 609
until collapsing into
Posted by: NeilT, June 18, 2007, 9:10pm; Reply: 610
the pit of
Posted by: MJB, June 19, 2007, 7:12am; Reply: 611
tarantulas with nine
Posted by: MJB, June 20, 2007, 6:46am; Reply: 612
eyes and some
Posted by: NeilT, June 20, 2007, 7:34pm; Reply: 613
rice pudding with
Posted by: MJB, June 21, 2007, 6:57am; Reply: 614
lumps. A crash
Posted by: TheAviator, June 21, 2007, 11:52am; Reply: 615
of drums as
Posted by: MJB, June 22, 2007, 7:00am; Reply: 616
thunder penetrates the
Posted by: MJB, June 25, 2007, 6:57am; Reply: 617
ears of small
Posted by: TheAviator, June 25, 2007, 1:02pm; Reply: 618
pipistrelle bats which
Posted by: MJB, June 25, 2007, 3:05pm; Reply: 619
were eating some
Posted by: MJB, June 26, 2007, 6:57am; Reply: 620
really nice spiders
Posted by: MJB, June 27, 2007, 7:03am; Reply: 621
with peppered custard
Posted by: MJB, June 28, 2007, 7:05am; Reply: 622
with molten lava
Posted by: MJB, June 29, 2007, 7:02am; Reply: 623
thundering over mountains
Posted by: TheAviator, June 29, 2007, 12:26pm; Reply: 624
screaming into valleys
Posted by: suec, June 29, 2007, 7:24pm; Reply: 625
before ending up
Posted by: NeilT, June 30, 2007, 2:30pm; Reply: 626
in the bog
Posted by: moodyblue, June 30, 2007, 9:13pm; Reply: 627
poor bats never
Posted by: MJB, July 2, 2007, 6:57am; Reply: 628
drowned so putridly
Posted by: NeilT, July 2, 2007, 7:04pm; Reply: 629
as the thunderstorm
Posted by: moodyblue, July 2, 2007, 7:22pm; Reply: 630
made it's way
Posted by: MJB, July 3, 2007, 6:57am; Reply: 631
by speeding train
Posted by: moodyblue, July 3, 2007, 10:01am; Reply: 632
to a place
Posted by: MJB, July 3, 2007, 1:53pm; Reply: 633
far, far away
Posted by: NeilT, July 3, 2007, 8:38pm; Reply: 634
that time forgot
Posted by: moodyblue, July 3, 2007, 8:45pm; Reply: 635
where all the
Posted by: NeilT, July 3, 2007, 10:56pm; Reply: 636
cow's ate rabbits
Posted by: MJB, July 4, 2007, 6:54am; Reply: 637
poo and people
Posted by: moodyblue, July 4, 2007, 10:33am; Reply: 638
looked like they
Posted by: MJB, July 4, 2007, 12:45pm; Reply: 639
were living corpses
Posted by: moodyblue, July 4, 2007, 7:13pm; Reply: 640
dripping blood from
Posted by: NeilT, July 4, 2007, 8:22pm; Reply: 641
its udder before
Posted by: omj, July 5, 2007, 12:47am; Reply: 642
settling down to
Posted by: MJB, July 5, 2007, 7:02am; Reply: 643
watch 'Magic Roundabout'
Posted by: moodyblue, July 5, 2007, 3:49pm; Reply: 644
when suddenly a
Posted by: MJB, July 6, 2007, 7:12am; Reply: 645
Robin Reliant appeared
Posted by: moodyblue, July 6, 2007, 9:38am; Reply: 646
and del boy
Posted by: MJB, July 9, 2007, 8:16am; Reply: 647
jumped into the
Posted by: moodyblue, July 9, 2007, 11:42am; Reply: 648
the biggest pile
Posted by: MJB, July 9, 2007, 12:30pm; Reply: 649
of feathers ever
Posted by: NeilT, July 9, 2007, 10:47pm; Reply: 650
to be seen
Posted by: moodyblue, July 10, 2007, 12:24am; Reply: 651
that came from
Posted by: NeilT, July 10, 2007, 1:22am; Reply: 652
Fluffy sock land
Posted by: MJB, July 10, 2007, 7:07am; Reply: 653
and didn't fluff
Posted by: moodyblue, July 10, 2007, 1:56pm; Reply: 654
because he had
Posted by: MJB, July 11, 2007, 7:13am; Reply: 655
mouldy cheese feet
Posted by: moodyblue, July 11, 2007, 1:57pm; Reply: 656
and nobody would
Posted by: MJB, July 12, 2007, 7:09am; Reply: 657
go near them
Posted by: TheAviator, July 12, 2007, 11:57am; Reply: 658
without wearing their
Posted by: MJB, July 12, 2007, 12:33pm; Reply: 659
marigolds because seven
Posted by: moodyblue, July 12, 2007, 6:54pm; Reply: 660
tiny cheese eating
Posted by: Karin, July 13, 2007, 9:45am; Reply: 661
worms with very
Posted by: MJB, July 13, 2007, 12:50pm; Reply: 662
large amounts of
Posted by: moodyblue, July 13, 2007, 3:36pm; Reply: 663
sickly yellow puss
Posted by: MJB, July 13, 2007, 3:58pm; Reply: 664
mixed with gin
Posted by: moodyblue, July 13, 2007, 4:01pm; Reply: 665
and green carrots
Posted by: MJB, July 13, 2007, 4:14pm; Reply: 666
mixed with Vod-ka
Posted by: moodyblue, July 13, 2007, 4:31pm; Reply: 667
which is why
Posted by: NeilT, July 13, 2007, 10:06pm; Reply: 668
they needed tonic
Posted by: moodyblue, July 14, 2007, 4:58am; Reply: 669
to make sure
Posted by: NeilT, July 14, 2007, 2:14pm; Reply: 670
they had strength
Posted by: moodyblue, July 14, 2007, 3:28pm; Reply: 671
to transform into
Posted by: Karin, July 14, 2007, 6:34pm; Reply: 672
a very big
Posted by: moodyblue, July 14, 2007, 7:20pm; Reply: 673
one hundred legged
Posted by: MJB, July 16, 2007, 7:10am; Reply: 674
alcoholism didn't kick
Posted by: NeilT, July 16, 2007, 6:48pm; Reply: 675
the large ant
Posted by: MJB, July 17, 2007, 7:03am; Reply: 676
in the goolies
Posted by: moodyblue, July 17, 2007, 11:36am; Reply: 677
he tried but
Posted by: MJB, July 17, 2007, 11:55am; Reply: 678
got his bell-end
Posted by: moodyblue, July 17, 2007, 11:58am; Reply: 679
trapped in the
Posted by: MJB, July 17, 2007, 12:07pm; Reply: 680
zip his wife
Posted by: moodyblue, July 17, 2007, 12:11pm; Reply: 681
could not budge
Posted by: MJB, July 18, 2007, 6:45am; Reply: 682
as the skin
Posted by: TheAviator, July 18, 2007, 12:17pm; Reply: 683
swelled up, scarlet
Posted by: moodyblue, July 18, 2007, 5:25pm; Reply: 684
and ballooned out
Posted by: NeilT, July 18, 2007, 9:15pm; Reply: 685
, so the doctor
Posted by: moodyblue, July 18, 2007, 9:32pm; Reply: 686
took one look
Posted by: MJB, July 19, 2007, 7:17am; Reply: 687
and laughed heartily
Posted by: TheAviator, July 19, 2007, 8:18am; Reply: 688
as he opened
Posted by: MJB, July 19, 2007, 11:30am; Reply: 689
his flies to
Posted by: moodyblue, July 19, 2007, 2:37pm; Reply: 690
find that he
Posted by: NeilT, July 19, 2007, 9:43pm; Reply: 691
had a large
Posted by: MJB, July 20, 2007, 7:18am; Reply: 692
pair of socks
Posted by: Karin, July 20, 2007, 10:04am; Reply: 693
with a very
Posted by: moodyblue, July 20, 2007, 6:41pm; Reply: 694
large hole that
Posted by: moodyblue, July 25, 2007, 8:00pm; Reply: 695
led down to
Posted by: NeilT, July 25, 2007, 9:26pm; Reply: 696
the garden path
Posted by: moodyblue, July 25, 2007, 9:37pm; Reply: 697
where they found
Posted by: NeilT, July 25, 2007, 10:17pm; Reply: 698
Harry the chipmunk
Posted by: moodyblue, July 26, 2007, 10:25am; Reply: 699
who was licking
Posted by: TheAviator, July 26, 2007, 11:28am; Reply: 700
honeyed nuts covered
Posted by: moodyblue, July 26, 2007, 9:10pm; Reply: 701
with big hairy
Posted by: TheAviator, July 27, 2007, 11:49am; Reply: 702
green caterpillars which
Posted by: NeilT, July 27, 2007, 9:51pm; Reply: 703
wanted to be
Posted by: moodyblue, July 28, 2007, 4:31pm; Reply: 704
bright elusive butterflies
Posted by: MJB, July 31, 2007, 7:08am; Reply: 705
but were transsexual
Posted by: moodyblue, July 31, 2007, 12:28pm; Reply: 706
centipedes with no
Posted by: MJB, July 31, 2007, 12:42pm; Reply: 707
genitals or openings
Posted by: moodyblue, July 31, 2007, 1:04pm; Reply: 708
which rather frustrated
Posted by: MJB, August 1, 2007, 7:08am; Reply: 709
the Mrs Centipedes
Posted by: NeilT, August 1, 2007, 1:36pm; Reply: 710
and the worm
Posted by: MJB, August 1, 2007, 1:43pm; Reply: 711
that turned swallowed
Posted by: moodyblue, August 1, 2007, 3:50pm; Reply: 712
the most gigantic
Posted by: DreamRedux, August 2, 2007, 1:08am; Reply: 713
member of the
Posted by: MJB, August 2, 2007, 7:28am; Reply: 714
yellow custard lumps
Posted by: moodyblue, August 2, 2007, 10:01am; Reply: 715
and was promptly
Posted by: MJB, August 2, 2007, 10:31am; Reply: 716
drowned and eaten
Posted by: moodyblue, August 2, 2007, 11:21am; Reply: 717
by a flying
Posted by: MJB, August 2, 2007, 12:10pm; Reply: 718
fortress aeroplane. Suddenly..
Posted by: DreamRedux, August 2, 2007, 4:54pm; Reply: 719
the tabloid media
Posted by: moodyblue, August 2, 2007, 5:13pm; Reply: 720
were publishing strange
Posted by: MJB, August 3, 2007, 9:38am; Reply: 721
stories of bogeymen
Posted by: moodyblue, August 3, 2007, 5:24pm; Reply: 722
who lived down
Posted by: MJB, August 6, 2007, 7:13am; Reply: 723
a dusty road
Posted by: DreamRedux, August 6, 2007, 3:15pm; Reply: 724
completely obliterated by
Posted by: NeilT, August 6, 2007, 3:44pm; Reply: 725
those flying ants
Posted by: MJB, August 6, 2007, 3:54pm; Reply: 726
and mouldy cheeses
Posted by: moodyblue, August 6, 2007, 6:52pm; Reply: 727
and pesky wasps
Posted by: DreamRedux, August 6, 2007, 8:31pm; Reply: 728
and Audi drivers
Posted by: moodyblue, August 6, 2007, 9:45pm; Reply: 729
and kamikazi pigeons
Posted by: MJB, August 7, 2007, 6:57am; Reply: 730
each who stole
Posted by: moodyblue, August 7, 2007, 8:44am; Reply: 731
any bright shining
Posted by: MJB, August 7, 2007, 3:55pm; Reply: 732
penny and ate
Posted by: moodyblue, August 7, 2007, 7:38pm; Reply: 733
all the ripe
Posted by: MJB, August 8, 2007, 7:01am; Reply: 734
black pudding with
Posted by: moodyblue, August 8, 2007, 9:30am; Reply: 735
the left over
Posted by: MJB, August 8, 2007, 9:45am; Reply: 736
rotten eggs. Looking
Posted by: moodyblue, August 8, 2007, 9:52am; Reply: 737
like they were
Posted by: MJB, August 8, 2007, 10:41am; Reply: 738
Nuns, the pigs
Posted by: moodyblue, August 8, 2007, 12:25pm; Reply: 739
then rolled over
Posted by: DreamRedux, August 8, 2007, 2:47pm; Reply: 740
their retirement funds
Posted by: moodyblue, August 8, 2007, 5:26pm; Reply: 741
only to find
Posted by: MJB, August 9, 2007, 12:38pm; Reply: 742
and licked some
Posted by: moodyblue, August 9, 2007, 1:47pm; Reply: 743
foul tasting substance
Posted by: MJB, August 9, 2007, 3:01pm; Reply: 744
off his @rse
Posted by: moodyblue, August 9, 2007, 3:29pm; Reply: 745
that reminded him
Posted by: MJB, August 9, 2007, 3:35pm; Reply: 746
of the moon
Posted by: moodyblue, August 9, 2007, 3:36pm; Reply: 747
where the craters
Posted by: MJB, August 9, 2007, 3:39pm; Reply: 748
fell through several
Posted by: moodyblue, August 9, 2007, 3:52pm; Reply: 749
large sewage grids
Posted by: MJB, August 10, 2007, 7:25am; Reply: 750
munching chocolate cake
Posted by: moodyblue, August 10, 2007, 8:44pm; Reply: 751
and whistling like
Posted by: Sandra, August 10, 2007, 10:14pm; Reply: 752
an OMD fan
Posted by: NeilT, August 10, 2007, 10:27pm; Reply: 753
dancing to the Nolans
Posted by: moodyblue, August 12, 2007, 2:10pm; Reply: 754
and doing irish
Posted by: MJB, August 13, 2007, 7:38am; Reply: 755
literature which was
Posted by: moodyblue, August 13, 2007, 3:03pm; Reply: 756
not irish but
Posted by: MJB, August 14, 2007, 7:34am; Reply: 757
Lebanese. The Mayor
Posted by: moodyblue, August 14, 2007, 7:44am; Reply: 758
pulled his chain
Posted by: MJB, August 14, 2007, 7:49am; Reply: 759
and fell in
Posted by: moodyblue, August 14, 2007, 7:59am; Reply: 760
love with the
Posted by: MJB, August 14, 2007, 9:35am; Reply: 761
Black Widow who
Posted by: DreamRedux, August 14, 2007, 2:34pm; Reply: 762
played the harpsichord
Posted by: moodyblue, August 14, 2007, 2:59pm; Reply: 763
blind because the
Posted by: MJB, August 15, 2007, 7:02am; Reply: 764
string was hanging
Posted by: moodyblue, August 15, 2007, 7:33am; Reply: 765
down between his
Posted by: MJB, August 15, 2007, 8:34am; Reply: 766
feet, a tampon
Posted by: DreamRedux, August 15, 2007, 2:36pm; Reply: 767
caught on fire
Posted by: moodyblue, August 15, 2007, 4:11pm; Reply: 768
and shot flames
Posted by: MJB, August 16, 2007, 7:12am; Reply: 769
through several white
Posted by: TheAviator, August 16, 2007, 11:40am; Reply: 770
clouds slowly drifting
Posted by: DreamRedux, August 16, 2007, 8:08pm; Reply: 771
through interdimensional space
Posted by: moodyblue, August 16, 2007, 9:15pm; Reply: 772
where they exploded
Posted by: MJB, August 17, 2007, 6:48am; Reply: 773
into an orgasm
Posted by: moodyblue, August 17, 2007, 10:17am; Reply: 774
of never ending
Posted by: MJB, August 17, 2007, 10:24am; Reply: 775
ripples. A huge
Posted by: moodyblue, August 17, 2007, 10:27am; Reply: 776
bog eyed alien
Posted by: MJB, August 20, 2007, 7:23am; Reply: 777
ate the mayor
Posted by: DreamRedux, August 20, 2007, 3:20pm; Reply: 778
and declared, "I
Posted by: NeilT, August 20, 2007, 8:23pm; Reply: 779
want a muppett
Posted by: MJB, August 21, 2007, 7:38am; Reply: 780
for dessert. Hurry
Posted by: Karin, August 21, 2007, 12:11pm; Reply: 781
up because the
Posted by: NeilT, August 21, 2007, 6:37pm; Reply: 782
icecream man is
Posted by: MJB, August 22, 2007, 7:21am; Reply: 783
melting and snow
Posted by: moodyblue, August 22, 2007, 4:59pm; Reply: 784
is falling from
Posted by: MJB, August 22, 2007, 5:07pm; Reply: 785
between his legs
Posted by: moodyblue, August 22, 2007, 5:16pm; Reply: 786
and trickling along
Posted by: MJB, August 23, 2007, 7:31am; Reply: 787
to a massive
Posted by: Sandra, August 23, 2007, 6:05pm; Reply: 788
snowball in the
Posted by: moodyblue, August 23, 2007, 6:24pm; Reply: 789
crevice of the
Posted by: NeilT, August 23, 2007, 10:00pm; Reply: 790
moomoo cow land
Posted by: moodyblue, August 26, 2007, 7:35am; Reply: 791
where all the
Posted by: NeilT, August 27, 2007, 7:31pm; Reply: 792
cows will find
Posted by: Karin, August 30, 2007, 5:09pm; Reply: 793
green grass to
Posted by: DreamRedux, August 30, 2007, 6:06pm; Reply: 794
mow."  Strangely, then
Posted by: NeilT, August 30, 2007, 6:50pm; Reply: 795
a bull, started
Posted by: DreamRedux, August 31, 2007, 2:54pm; Reply: 796
dancing the Macarena
Posted by: moodyblue, August 31, 2007, 4:13pm; Reply: 797
and trapped his
Posted by: NeilT, August 31, 2007, 6:03pm; Reply: 798
horn in the
Posted by: moodyblue, September 1, 2007, 7:48pm; Reply: 799
itsy bitsy teeny
Posted by: NeilT, September 1, 2007, 9:59pm; Reply: 800
swimwear, to find
Posted by: moodyblue, September 3, 2007, 5:39am; Reply: 801
all that glitters
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 4, 2007, 2:49pm; Reply: 802
on myspace is
Posted by: moodyblue, September 4, 2007, 5:09pm; Reply: 803
A load of
Posted by: Lego man, September 4, 2007, 5:37pm; Reply: 804
spiders walking down
Posted by: MJB, September 4, 2007, 9:08pm; Reply: 805
hells avenue without
Posted by: Lego man, September 4, 2007, 9:13pm; Reply: 806
any thought for
Posted by: MJB, September 4, 2007, 9:13pm; Reply: 807
all the prostitutes
Posted by: moodyblue, September 4, 2007, 9:18pm; Reply: 808
who had their
Posted by: MJB, September 4, 2007, 9:19pm; Reply: 809
knickers knotted under
Posted by: moodyblue, September 4, 2007, 9:21pm; Reply: 810
their bras with
Posted by: MJB, September 4, 2007, 9:25pm; Reply: 811
cheesy stuff spilling
Posted by: moodyblue, September 4, 2007, 9:28pm; Reply: 812
all over the
Posted by: MJB, September 4, 2007, 9:31pm; Reply: 813
carpet. Someones Father
Posted by: moodyblue, September 4, 2007, 9:52pm; Reply: 814
shouted where the
Posted by: MJB, September 4, 2007, 9:53pm; Reply: 815
hell is my
Posted by: moodyblue, September 4, 2007, 9:55pm; Reply: 816
feather duster because
Posted by: MJB, September 4, 2007, 9:58pm; Reply: 817
those crabs are
Posted by: moodyblue, September 4, 2007, 10:00pm; Reply: 818
are gonna get
Posted by: MJB, September 4, 2007, 10:03pm; Reply: 819
in my pants
Posted by: NeilT, September 4, 2007, 10:56pm; Reply: 820
and I want
Posted by: MJB, September 5, 2007, 5:24am; Reply: 821
my willy entact
Posted by: Lego man, September 5, 2007, 3:40pm; Reply: 822
to use on
Posted by: MJB, September 5, 2007, 4:06pm; Reply: 823
that cheese grater
Posted by: Lego man, September 5, 2007, 4:09pm; Reply: 824
that is covered
Posted by: MJB, September 5, 2007, 4:17pm; Reply: 825
with dead skin
Posted by: Lego man, September 5, 2007, 5:55pm; Reply: 826
that tastes like
Posted by: Nella, September 5, 2007, 8:54pm; Reply: 827
an orange orange
Posted by: NeilT, September 5, 2007, 9:43pm; Reply: 828
.Never mistake a
Posted by: moodyblue, September 5, 2007, 10:13pm; Reply: 829
smelly cheese covered
Posted by: MJB, September 5, 2007, 10:29pm; Reply: 830
grater for sexual
Posted by: moodyblue, September 5, 2007, 10:33pm; Reply: 831
gratification and yearning
Posted by: NeilT, September 5, 2007, 10:38pm; Reply: 832
to find Percy
Posted by: MJB, September 5, 2007, 10:40pm; Reply: 833
just hanging, limp
Posted by: moodyblue, September 5, 2007, 10:51pm; Reply: 834
from the end
Posted by: NeilT, September 5, 2007, 10:55pm; Reply: 835
over the slab
Posted by: MJB, September 6, 2007, 7:48am; Reply: 836
where a knife
Posted by: moodyblue, September 6, 2007, 8:04am; Reply: 837
had cut off
Posted by: Lego man, September 6, 2007, 8:07am; Reply: 838
the first two
Posted by: moodyblue, September 6, 2007, 8:10am; Reply: 839
hairy balls of
Posted by: Lego man, September 6, 2007, 8:19am; Reply: 840
the famous Phil
Posted by: moodyblue, September 6, 2007, 8:30am; Reply: 841
harmonic orchestra trumpet
Posted by: Lego man, September 6, 2007, 8:41am; Reply: 842
player who had
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 6, 2007, 3:43pm; Reply: 843
always dreamed of
Posted by: mark, September 6, 2007, 3:50pm; Reply: 844
living in a
Posted by: MJB, September 6, 2007, 6:34pm; Reply: 845
that man. Gushing
Posted by: NeilT, September 6, 2007, 11:57pm; Reply: 846
red red wine
Posted by: MJB, September 7, 2007, 7:52am; Reply: 847
and rotting flesh
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 7, 2007, 7:32pm; Reply: 848
into the river
Posted by: Lego man, September 7, 2007, 8:17pm; Reply: 849
Thames, full of
Posted by: moodyblue, September 7, 2007, 8:36pm; Reply: 850
putrid decaying fish
Posted by: MJB, September 7, 2007, 8:36pm; Reply: 851
with mismatched limbs
Posted by: moodyblue, September 7, 2007, 8:40pm; Reply: 852
that made them
Posted by: MJB, September 7, 2007, 8:42pm; Reply: 853
transexual looking creatures
Posted by: moodyblue, September 7, 2007, 8:46pm; Reply: 854
with very large
Posted by: MJB, September 7, 2007, 8:49pm; Reply: 855
adams apples sticking
Posted by: moodyblue, September 7, 2007, 8:53pm; Reply: 856
from the wrong
Posted by: MJB, September 7, 2007, 9:02pm; Reply: 857
holes. Suddenly, BANG!
Posted by: moodyblue, September 7, 2007, 9:35pm; Reply: 858
black smoke bellowed
Posted by: MJB, September 7, 2007, 9:36pm; Reply: 859
through a nostril
Posted by: NeilT, September 7, 2007, 9:59pm; Reply: 860
YES! it is
Posted by: Lego man, September 7, 2007, 10:50pm; Reply: 861
which was followed
Posted by: MJB, September 8, 2007, 12:02pm; Reply: 862
by farting inside
Posted by: moodyblue, September 8, 2007, 12:14pm; Reply: 863
Neil's smilie machine
Posted by: MJB, September 8, 2007, 12:18pm; Reply: 864
without a gasmask
Posted by: moodyblue, September 8, 2007, 12:20pm; Reply: 865
poor old Sandra
Posted by: MJB, September 8, 2007, 12:38pm; Reply: 866
was a man
Posted by: Lego man, September 8, 2007, 12:50pm; Reply: 867
dressed as a
Posted by: MJB, September 8, 2007, 3:12pm; Reply: 868
woman with false
Posted by: moodyblue, September 10, 2007, 8:24am; Reply: 869
eyelashes and padded
Posted by: Lego man, September 10, 2007, 8:44am; Reply: 870
Jiffy bags in
Posted by: TheAviator, September 10, 2007, 1:04pm; Reply: 871
a VW convertible
Posted by: mark, September 10, 2007, 1:28pm; Reply: 872
dead fish and
Posted by: MJB, September 10, 2007, 5:17pm; Reply: 873
false boobs hanging
Posted by: Karin, September 10, 2007, 5:53pm; Reply: 874
all over the
Posted by: MJB, September 10, 2007, 5:54pm; Reply: 875
dashboard and condoms
Posted by: Lego man, September 10, 2007, 8:11pm; Reply: 876
coming out of
Posted by: MJB, September 10, 2007, 9:20pm; Reply: 877
his pockets. Stunning
Posted by: Lego man, September 10, 2007, 10:33pm; Reply: 878
bird catches his
Posted by: Karin, September 11, 2007, 12:45pm; Reply: 879
lunch from the
Posted by: Lego man, September 11, 2007, 1:36pm; Reply: 880
tiger that is
Posted by: MJB, September 11, 2007, 2:10pm; Reply: 881
Neil Taylor. Running
Posted by: moodyblue, September 11, 2007, 4:27pm; Reply: 882
for his life
Posted by: MJB, September 11, 2007, 4:41pm; Reply: 883
he discovered that
Posted by: Lego man, September 11, 2007, 4:41pm; Reply: 884
Legoman and MJB
Posted by: MJB, September 11, 2007, 6:50pm; Reply: 885
were secret agents
Posted by: moodyblue, September 11, 2007, 7:07pm; Reply: 886
for rabbits who
Posted by: Lego man, September 11, 2007, 7:11pm; Reply: 887
only had one
Posted by: moodyblue, September 11, 2007, 7:22pm; Reply: 888
football to practise
Posted by: MJB, September 11, 2007, 7:23pm; Reply: 889
chasing HAREs with
Posted by: moodyblue, September 11, 2007, 7:40pm; Reply: 890
and wanted to
Posted by: MJB, September 11, 2007, 8:06pm; Reply: 891
eat some dirt
Posted by: Lego man, September 11, 2007, 9:35pm; Reply: 892
while looking for
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 11, 2007, 10:15pm; Reply: 893
the subatomic structure
Posted by: MJB, September 12, 2007, 1:57pm; Reply: 894
underneath his pants
Posted by: MJB, September 12, 2007, 2:31pm; Reply: 895
poking out from
Posted by: NeilT, September 12, 2007, 10:41pm; Reply: 896
foot and mouth
Posted by: Lego man, September 12, 2007, 10:43pm; Reply: 897
and eyes and
Posted by: NeilT, September 12, 2007, 10:51pm; Reply: 898
.The Vet needed
Posted by: Lego man, September 13, 2007, 8:10am; Reply: 899
Jo off Emmerdale
Posted by: MJB, September 13, 2007, 6:56pm; Reply: 900
to murder quickly
Posted by: Lego man, September 13, 2007, 7:03pm; Reply: 901
because she was
Posted by: MJB, September 13, 2007, 7:05pm; Reply: 902
a cheap slapper
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 13, 2007, 7:16pm; Reply: 903
with hair extensions
Posted by: MJB, September 13, 2007, 7:19pm; Reply: 904
and crabs. Coffins
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 13, 2007, 7:27pm; Reply: 905
floated downriver towards
Posted by: MJB, September 13, 2007, 8:20pm; Reply: 906
where her dead
Posted by: Lego man, September 13, 2007, 8:31pm; Reply: 907
good looking sister
Posted by: MJB, September 13, 2007, 8:35pm; Reply: 908
was also murdered
Posted by: Lego man, September 13, 2007, 10:35pm; Reply: 909
by THE David
Posted by: MJB, September 15, 2007, 11:06am; Reply: 910
who ate raw
Posted by: moodyblue, September 15, 2007, 8:30pm; Reply: 911
sausages from the
Posted by: MJB, September 15, 2007, 8:30pm; Reply: 912
bottom barrell in
Posted by: moodyblue, September 15, 2007, 8:44pm; Reply: 913
farmer giles manure
Posted by: NeilT, September 15, 2007, 8:55pm; Reply: 914
. Hey look at
Posted by: moodyblue, September 15, 2007, 9:00pm; Reply: 915
Mrs. giles in
Posted by: NeilT, September 15, 2007, 9:05pm; Reply: 916
her nighty, she
Posted by: moodyblue, September 15, 2007, 9:22pm; Reply: 917
running around like
Posted by: Lego man, September 15, 2007, 9:51pm; Reply: 918
a young Natalie
Posted by: NeilT, September 15, 2007, 11:09pm; Reply: 919
dressed as a
Posted by: Lego man, September 16, 2007, 9:17am; Reply: 920
Pantomine horse. She
Posted by: MJB, September 16, 2007, 11:19am; Reply: 921
eats rotting flesh
Posted by: Karin, September 17, 2007, 10:19am; Reply: 922
instead of delicious
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 17, 2007, 2:47pm; Reply: 923
contestant in a
Posted by: Lego man, September 17, 2007, 2:50pm; Reply: 924
OMD lookalike contest.
Posted by: Nella, September 17, 2007, 6:23pm; Reply: 925
suddenly the big
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 17, 2007, 7:05pm; Reply: 926
organ grinder monkey
Posted by: MJB, September 17, 2007, 7:25pm; Reply: 927
picked his nose
Posted by: NeilT, September 17, 2007, 7:37pm; Reply: 928
while he wanted
Posted by: moodyblue, September 17, 2007, 7:56pm; Reply: 929
to really scratch
Posted by: MJB, September 17, 2007, 8:12pm; Reply: 930
his inner thigh
Posted by: moodyblue, September 17, 2007, 8:19pm; Reply: 931
to reach the
Posted by: Lego man, September 17, 2007, 8:38pm; Reply: 932
parts Steven Gerrard
Posted by: MJB, September 17, 2007, 9:07pm; Reply: 933
can only dream
Posted by: NeilT, September 17, 2007, 10:38pm; Reply: 934
of reaching. But
Posted by: MJB, September 18, 2007, 9:42am; Reply: 935
among such chaos
Posted by: mark, September 18, 2007, 10:03am; Reply: 936
at that moment
Posted by: Lego man, September 18, 2007, 11:22am; Reply: 937
a lovely, sexy
Posted by: TheAviator, September 18, 2007, 11:59am; Reply: 938
negligee worn by
Posted by: MJB, September 18, 2007, 5:38pm; Reply: 939
a hairy biker
Posted by: NeilT, September 18, 2007, 6:16pm; Reply: 940
dropped down on
Posted by: MJB, September 18, 2007, 6:49pm; Reply: 941
the bouncy castle
Posted by: Lego man, September 18, 2007, 8:48pm; Reply: 942
that was owned
Posted by: MJB, September 18, 2007, 8:58pm; Reply: 943
by Elvis Presley
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 18, 2007, 9:29pm; Reply: 944
whose rhinestone jumpsuit
Posted by: Lego man, September 18, 2007, 11:07pm; Reply: 945
was covered in
Posted by: MJB, September 19, 2007, 7:27am; Reply: 946
blood, snot and
Posted by: moodyblue, September 19, 2007, 10:56am; Reply: 947
Michael Jacksons monkey
Posted by: MJB, September 19, 2007, 12:53pm; Reply: 948
eating bogeys from
Posted by: Lego man, September 19, 2007, 1:00pm; Reply: 949
Joan of Arc`s
Posted by: MJB, September 19, 2007, 1:10pm; Reply: 950
broken hobby horse
Posted by: moodyblue, September 19, 2007, 1:26pm; Reply: 951
that couldnt rock
Posted by: MJB, September 19, 2007, 1:45pm; Reply: 952
and roll due
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 19, 2007, 3:08pm; Reply: 953
to unsubstantiated rumors
Posted by: MJB, September 19, 2007, 4:14pm; Reply: 954
that gender alignment
Posted by: NeilT, September 19, 2007, 7:33pm; Reply: 955
was going to
Posted by: MJB, September 19, 2007, 10:13pm; Reply: 956
be delayed until
Posted by: MJB, September 20, 2007, 7:58am; Reply: 957
the middle leg
Posted by: MJB, September 20, 2007, 2:27pm; Reply: 958
fell down a
Posted by: MJB, September 20, 2007, 6:01pm; Reply: 959
dark pit containing
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 20, 2007, 6:48pm; Reply: 960
Uranium-235 and pink
Posted by: MJB, September 20, 2007, 7:13pm; Reply: 961
round cheeks of
Posted by: MJB, September 21, 2007, 7:12am; Reply: 962
a fluffy orange
Posted by: MJB, September 22, 2007, 7:01am; Reply: 963
coloured duvet cover
Posted by: Lego man, September 22, 2007, 9:40am; Reply: 964
filled with lots
Posted by: MJB, September 22, 2007, 10:09am; Reply: 965
of wet porridge
Posted by: Lego man, September 22, 2007, 11:08am; Reply: 966
with Ronnie Barker
Posted by: MJB, September 22, 2007, 11:16am; Reply: 967
stiff as death
Posted by: moodyblue, September 22, 2007, 1:52pm; Reply: 968
because his two
Posted by: MJB, September 22, 2007, 3:19pm; Reply: 969
testicles were broken
Posted by: Karin, September 22, 2007, 5:26pm; Reply: 970
after he felt
Posted by: Lego man, September 22, 2007, 6:28pm; Reply: 971
Ronnie Corbett at
Posted by: MJB, September 22, 2007, 6:32pm; Reply: 972
his ankles. Necrophelia
Posted by: MJB, September 23, 2007, 6:26pm; Reply: 973
was dead boring
Posted by: MJB, September 23, 2007, 8:15pm; Reply: 974
or so they
Posted by: NeilT, September 23, 2007, 8:20pm; Reply: 975
thought, untill Mrs
Posted by: MJB, September 23, 2007, 8:20pm; Reply: 976
Tiggywinkle announced she
Posted by: Lego man, September 23, 2007, 9:34pm; Reply: 977
was a lesbian
Posted by: MJB, September 23, 2007, 10:09pm; Reply: 978
who ate men
Posted by: moodyblue, September 24, 2007, 9:15am; Reply: 979
but detested brightly
Posted by: MJB, September 24, 2007, 9:39am; Reply: 980
lit pub cellars
Posted by: Lego man, September 24, 2007, 5:00pm; Reply: 981
with Simply Red
Posted by: MJB, September 24, 2007, 5:07pm; Reply: 982
walls and blackened
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 24, 2007, 5:39pm; Reply: 983
salmon steaks with
Posted by: MJB, September 24, 2007, 6:46pm; Reply: 984
vinegarette dressing laced
Posted by: MJB, September 25, 2007, 7:34am; Reply: 985
in arsenic sausages
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 25, 2007, 7:08pm; Reply: 986
hidden in rolls
Posted by: MJB, September 25, 2007, 7:57pm; Reply: 987
smothered with Piripiri
Posted by: moodyblue, September 26, 2007, 7:42am; Reply: 988
served up in
Posted by: MJB, September 26, 2007, 8:14am; Reply: 989
an empty skull
Posted by: Lego man, September 26, 2007, 6:24pm; Reply: 990
that belonged to
Posted by: MJB, September 26, 2007, 6:53pm; Reply: 991
another lost soul
Posted by: MJB, September 27, 2007, 11:22am; Reply: 992
wandering through some
Posted by: DreamRedux, September 27, 2007, 3:18pm; Reply: 993
rainbow sherbet with
Posted by: MJB, September 27, 2007, 10:36pm; Reply: 994
huge pink umbrellas
Posted by: moodyblue, September 28, 2007, 10:38pm; Reply: 995
and bright yellow
Posted by: NeilT, September 28, 2007, 11:33pm; Reply: 996
fluffy big pillows
Posted by: MJB, September 29, 2007, 3:59pm; Reply: 997
mistakenly burnt with
Posted by: MJB, September 29, 2007, 7:55pm; Reply: 998
a dripping candle
Posted by: moodyblue, September 29, 2007, 8:58pm; Reply: 999
that left huge
Posted by: MJB, September 29, 2007, 9:32pm; Reply: 1000
stains inside some












































(THIS WAS THE 1,000TH POST ON THIS THREAD!!!! :woohoo)
Posted by: Lego man, September 30, 2007, 1:30pm; Reply: 1001
Of Elton Johns
Posted by: moodyblue, September 30, 2007, 2:24pm; Reply: 1002
very outrageous clothes
Posted by: MJB, September 30, 2007, 8:22pm; Reply: 1003
Lightning filled the
Posted by: MJB, September 30, 2007, 9:34pm; Reply: 1004
evening sky without
Posted by: MJB, October 1, 2007, 11:38am; Reply: 1005
lighting it up
Posted by: Karin, October 1, 2007, 12:45pm; Reply: 1006
so they use
Posted by: MJB, October 1, 2007, 2:49pm; Reply: 1007
scented candles because
Posted by: DreamRedux, October 1, 2007, 5:15pm; Reply: 1008
nearby stadium latrines
Posted by: MJB, October 1, 2007, 5:24pm; Reply: 1009
were knackered. Loudly
Posted by: DreamRedux, October 1, 2007, 7:06pm; Reply: 1010
the brass section
Posted by: MJB, October 1, 2007, 8:59pm; Reply: 1011
bashed out some
Posted by: MJB, October 2, 2007, 10:08am; Reply: 1012
very tacky tunes
Posted by: DreamRedux, October 2, 2007, 3:34pm; Reply: 1013
with jug bands
Posted by: MJB, October 2, 2007, 4:07pm; Reply: 1014
and sausage sarnies.
Posted by: moodyblue, October 2, 2007, 6:32pm; Reply: 1015
the fried onions
Posted by: MJB, October 2, 2007, 7:37pm; Reply: 1016
burnt and stuck
Posted by: moodyblue, October 2, 2007, 7:44pm; Reply: 1017
out proudly like
Posted by: MJB, October 2, 2007, 7:45pm; Reply: 1018
iced lollies straight
Posted by: moodyblue, October 2, 2007, 7:47pm; Reply: 1019
from willy's rather
Posted by: MJB, October 2, 2007, 7:49pm; Reply: 1020
than Tescos. Thousands
Posted by: moodyblue, October 2, 2007, 7:59pm; Reply: 1021
of dripping wet
Posted by: MJB, October 2, 2007, 8:00pm; Reply: 1022
shoppers without umbrellas
Posted by: moodyblue, October 2, 2007, 8:02pm; Reply: 1023
paddled through the
Posted by: MJB, October 2, 2007, 8:04pm; Reply: 1024
doors to find
Posted by: moodyblue, October 2, 2007, 8:12pm; Reply: 1025
the sprinklers spraying
Posted by: MJB, October 2, 2007, 8:13pm; Reply: 1026
poison all over
Posted by: moodyblue, October 2, 2007, 8:15pm; Reply: 1027
the checkout girls
Posted by: MJB, October 2, 2007, 8:17pm; Reply: 1028
who were eating
Posted by: moodyblue, October 2, 2007, 8:36pm; Reply: 1029
The checkout mens
Posted by: MJB, October 3, 2007, 7:58am; Reply: 1030
leather trousers thinking
Posted by: moodyblue, October 3, 2007, 12:34pm; Reply: 1031
they tasted like
Posted by: MJB, October 3, 2007, 1:44pm; Reply: 1032
foreign bread with
Posted by: DreamRedux, October 3, 2007, 3:13pm; Reply: 1033
birds nest soup
Posted by: moodyblue, October 4, 2007, 3:53am; Reply: 1034
pouring from the
Posted by: MJB, October 4, 2007, 8:39am; Reply: 1035
bottom bag in
Posted by: MJB, October 4, 2007, 12:58pm; Reply: 1036
between fat blokes
Posted by: Lego man, October 4, 2007, 3:16pm; Reply: 1037
dirty, soiled socks
Posted by: MJB, October 4, 2007, 3:35pm; Reply: 1038
and sweaty underpants
Posted by: MJB, October 5, 2007, 6:22am; Reply: 1039
sharing the moment
Posted by: moodyblue, October 5, 2007, 7:37am; Reply: 1040
with someone that
Posted by: MJB, October 5, 2007, 4:11pm; Reply: 1041
seemed somehow weird
Posted by: moodyblue, October 5, 2007, 6:50pm; Reply: 1042
and confused because
Posted by: MJB, October 5, 2007, 9:57pm; Reply: 1043
of the enormous
Posted by: Lego man, October 5, 2007, 11:35pm; Reply: 1044
spot on its
Posted by: MJB, October 6, 2007, 7:40am; Reply: 1045
front door inside
Posted by: MJB, October 6, 2007, 12:05pm; Reply: 1046
the back entrance
Posted by: moodyblue, October 6, 2007, 12:58pm; Reply: 1047
that was situated
Posted by: MJB, October 6, 2007, 2:59pm; Reply: 1048
between two thighs
Posted by: moodyblue, October 7, 2007, 8:32pm; Reply: 1049
of lovely soft
Posted by: MJB, October 8, 2007, 10:37am; Reply: 1050
cheese for a
Posted by: moodyblue, October 8, 2007, 2:47pm; Reply: 1051
ploughman's lunch pack
Posted by: Lego man, October 8, 2007, 2:55pm; Reply: 1052
with orgasmic cherry
Posted by: MJB, October 8, 2007, 4:03pm; Reply: 1053
pie with brandy
Posted by: MJB, October 8, 2007, 9:46pm; Reply: 1054
and whisky freely
Posted by: moodyblue, October 9, 2007, 8:29am; Reply: 1055
flowing into the
Posted by: Lego man, October 9, 2007, 8:31am; Reply: 1056
the depths of
Posted by: moodyblue, October 9, 2007, 8:37am; Reply: 1057
a moist dark
Posted by: MJB, October 9, 2007, 10:41am; Reply: 1058
chocolate bar purchased
Posted by: Karin, October 9, 2007, 11:48am; Reply: 1059
with peanuts in
Posted by: MJB, October 9, 2007, 11:49am; Reply: 1060
a back street
Posted by: Karin, October 9, 2007, 12:01pm; Reply: 1061
boy who is
Posted by: MJB, October 9, 2007, 12:02pm; Reply: 1062
redundant, broken and
Posted by: Lego man, October 9, 2007, 12:32pm; Reply: 1063
looking for someone
Posted by: MJB, October 9, 2007, 1:06pm; Reply: 1064
to help with
Posted by: Karin, October 9, 2007, 2:55pm; Reply: 1065
the trouble he
Posted by: MJB, October 9, 2007, 2:59pm; Reply: 1066
had invited after
Posted by: DreamRedux, October 9, 2007, 3:26pm; Reply: 1067
blowing up mailboxes
Posted by: Lego man, October 9, 2007, 4:15pm; Reply: 1068
using a pump
Posted by: MJB, October 9, 2007, 10:53pm; Reply: 1069
for kids balloons
Posted by: MJB, October 10, 2007, 1:33pm; Reply: 1070
and a bag
Posted by: Lego man, October 10, 2007, 1:55pm; Reply: 1071
of maltesers so
Posted by: MJB, October 10, 2007, 2:02pm; Reply: 1072
chocolate got everywhere
Posted by: MJB, October 10, 2007, 5:47pm; Reply: 1073
on the furniture
Posted by: MJB, October 11, 2007, 6:53am; Reply: 1074
messily creating some
Posted by: moodyblue, October 11, 2007, 8:34am; Reply: 1075
gooey sticky horrible
Posted by: Lego man, October 11, 2007, 9:48am; Reply: 1076
choccy bubbles that
Posted by: MJB, October 11, 2007, 6:16pm; Reply: 1077
wine easily replaced
Posted by: Karin, October 11, 2007, 9:18pm; Reply: 1078
when you need
Posted by: DreamRedux, October 11, 2007, 9:37pm; Reply: 1079
stiletto ankle boots
Posted by: Lego man, October 11, 2007, 10:34pm; Reply: 1080
stepping over your
Posted by: MJB, October 12, 2007, 8:24am; Reply: 1081
head because someone
Posted by: MJB, October 13, 2007, 6:41pm; Reply: 1082
wanted to eat
Posted by: moodyblue, October 13, 2007, 8:34pm; Reply: 1083
off the bottom
Posted by: MJB, October 13, 2007, 9:01pm; Reply: 1084
plate as dirty
Posted by: NeilT, October 13, 2007, 9:27pm; Reply: 1085
blighters would find
Posted by: suec, October 13, 2007, 9:32pm; Reply: 1086
the bits that
Posted by: MJB, October 14, 2007, 9:09am; Reply: 1087
were rotting within
Posted by: suec, October 14, 2007, 10:28am; Reply: 1088
the huge steaming
Posted by: Lego man, October 14, 2007, 11:54am; Reply: 1089
stomach of a
Posted by: moodyblue, October 14, 2007, 3:18pm; Reply: 1090
large pot bellied
Posted by: MJB, October 14, 2007, 8:25pm; Reply: 1091
male who thought
Posted by: moodyblue, October 15, 2007, 11:39am; Reply: 1092
he could get
Posted by: MJB, October 15, 2007, 6:27pm; Reply: 1093
sexual relations without
Posted by: moodyblue, October 16, 2007, 7:41am; Reply: 1094
getting his big
Posted by: MJB, October 16, 2007, 1:16pm; Reply: 1095
stick out. Numerous
Posted by: Lego man, October 16, 2007, 9:01pm; Reply: 1096
Audi owners had
Posted by: MJB, October 16, 2007, 9:25pm; Reply: 1097
been legally murdered
Posted by: moodyblue, October 17, 2007, 8:33pm; Reply: 1098
by a tall
Posted by: NeilT, October 17, 2007, 8:42pm; Reply: 1099
Bongo owner, with
Posted by: Lego man, October 17, 2007, 11:00pm; Reply: 1100
a siren on
Posted by: MJB, October 18, 2007, 7:14am; Reply: 1101
his ear. Breaking
Posted by: moodyblue, October 18, 2007, 9:16am; Reply: 1102
and shattering all
Posted by: MJB, October 18, 2007, 8:35pm; Reply: 1103
the bones when
Posted by: moodyblue, October 19, 2007, 9:57am; Reply: 1104
it went off
Posted by: MJB, October 19, 2007, 4:29pm; Reply: 1105
at a tangent
Posted by: moodyblue, October 21, 2007, 8:13am; Reply: 1106
and spun uncontrolably
Posted by: MJB, October 21, 2007, 4:20pm; Reply: 1107
over the lino
Posted by: Lego man, October 22, 2007, 3:40pm; Reply: 1108
going straight into
Posted by: moodyblue, October 22, 2007, 3:56pm; Reply: 1109
the back of
Posted by: MJB, October 22, 2007, 6:07pm; Reply: 1110
someones bottom without
Posted by: Elfi, October 22, 2007, 8:52pm; Reply: 1111
Smacking it first  :D
Posted by: MJB, October 22, 2007, 8:55pm; Reply: 1112
with thin whips
Posted by: Elfi, October 22, 2007, 8:57pm; Reply: 1113
and wet towels
Posted by: MJB, October 22, 2007, 8:59pm; Reply: 1114
,lettuce leaves with
Posted by: Elfi, October 22, 2007, 9:01pm; Reply: 1115
the lettuce attatched
Posted by: MJB, October 22, 2007, 9:05pm; Reply: 1116
against smooth skin
Posted by: Elfi, October 22, 2007, 9:14pm; Reply: 1117
and dangly ear-rings
Posted by: MJB, October 22, 2007, 9:19pm; Reply: 1118
health and safety
Posted by: Elfi, October 22, 2007, 9:22pm; Reply: 1119
with donkey droppings
Posted by: MJB, October 22, 2007, 9:26pm; Reply: 1120
inside meat pies
Posted by: Elfi, October 22, 2007, 9:37pm; Reply: 1121
flip a coin
Posted by: MJB, October 22, 2007, 9:42pm; Reply: 1122
pint/shag/telly
Posted by: Elfi, October 22, 2007, 9:46pm; Reply: 1123
simple as that  :D
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 7:11am; Reply: 1124
and picked shag
Posted by: Elfi, October 23, 2007, 7:32am; Reply: 1125
piled rugs in
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 8:36am; Reply: 1126
the bedroom window
Posted by: moodyblue, October 23, 2007, 9:12am; Reply: 1127
with steam dripping
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 9:15am; Reply: 1128
down his cleavage
Posted by: moodyblue, October 23, 2007, 9:17am; Reply: 1129
and running between
Posted by: Elfi, October 23, 2007, 9:35am; Reply: 1130
3 lanes of
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 9:49am; Reply: 1131
thighs which was
Posted by: Elfi, October 23, 2007, 9:52am; Reply: 1132
really strange cos
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 9:53am; Reply: 1133
two legs don't
Posted by: Elfi, October 23, 2007, 9:58am; Reply: 1134
reach his a$$  ;D
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 9:58am; Reply: 1135
but her hands
Posted by: Elfi, October 23, 2007, 10:00am; Reply: 1136
are like shovels
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 10:03am; Reply: 1137
inbetween his thighs
Posted by: moodyblue, October 23, 2007, 10:03am; Reply: 1138
and can't help
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 10:04am; Reply: 1139
but feel blindly
Posted by: moodyblue, October 23, 2007, 10:09am; Reply: 1140
because he couldn't
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 10:14am; Reply: 1141
resist her touch
Posted by: Lego man, October 23, 2007, 12:22pm; Reply: 1142
so he undid
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 12:45pm; Reply: 1143
his shoelace slowly
Posted by: Elfi, October 23, 2007, 2:50pm; Reply: 1144
Damn! big knot  :D
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 5:50pm; Reply: 1145
and trousers down
Posted by: Elfi, October 23, 2007, 5:57pm; Reply: 1146
round his ankles
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 6:11pm; Reply: 1147
and a bulge
Posted by: Elfi, October 23, 2007, 7:25pm; Reply: 1148
In his socks
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 8:13pm; Reply: 1149
and it wasn't
Posted by: Elfi, October 23, 2007, 8:15pm; Reply: 1150
sore.... just throbbing
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 8:23pm; Reply: 1151
like his willy
Posted by: Lego man, October 23, 2007, 8:26pm; Reply: 1152
Wonka and the
Posted by: Elfi, October 23, 2007, 8:28pm; Reply: 1153
little green people
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 8:38pm; Reply: 1154
orgies across the
Posted by: Lego man, October 23, 2007, 8:41pm; Reply: 1155
Motion And Heart
Posted by: Elfi, October 23, 2007, 8:45pm; Reply: 1156
and black sea
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 8:46pm; Reply: 1157
miles away from
Posted by: Elfi, October 23, 2007, 8:49pm; Reply: 1158
the sandwich bar
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 8:56pm; Reply: 1159
in crisp sheets
Posted by: Elfi, October 23, 2007, 8:58pm; Reply: 1160
and completely naked
Posted by: MJB, October 23, 2007, 8:58pm; Reply: 1161
skin touching skin
Posted by: moodyblue, October 23, 2007, 10:29pm; Reply: 1162
hearts beating fast
Posted by: MJB, October 24, 2007, 6:49am; Reply: 1163
and tension mounting
Posted by: moodyblue, October 24, 2007, 7:37am; Reply: 1164
as the moon
Posted by: Lego man, October 24, 2007, 8:33am; Reply: 1165
dropped behind the
Posted by: Elfi, October 24, 2007, 8:33am; Reply: 1166
back of the
Posted by: MJB, October 24, 2007, 9:12am; Reply: 1167
wall allowing sexual
Posted by: Lego man, October 24, 2007, 9:27am; Reply: 1168
frustration to seep
Posted by: Elfi, October 24, 2007, 9:52am; Reply: 1169
through every pore
Posted by: MJB, October 24, 2007, 10:21am; Reply: 1170
onto cold tiles
Posted by: Elfi, October 24, 2007, 3:51pm; Reply: 1171
making him slip
Posted by: moodyblue, October 25, 2007, 12:48am; Reply: 1172
and squash his
Posted by: Elfi, October 25, 2007, 10:34am; Reply: 1173
sticky toffee apples
Posted by: moodyblue, October 25, 2007, 11:45am; Reply: 1174
that split and
Posted by: Lego man, October 25, 2007, 6:16pm; Reply: 1175
the stick went
Posted by: NeilT, October 25, 2007, 6:58pm; Reply: 1176
right up his
Posted by: Elfi, October 25, 2007, 9:45pm; Reply: 1177
newly painted walls
Posted by: Lego man, October 25, 2007, 10:19pm; Reply: 1178
and splashed all
Posted by: NeilT, October 25, 2007, 10:21pm; Reply: 1179
over the large
Posted by: moodyblue, October 26, 2007, 1:53am; Reply: 1180
picture of his
Posted by: Elfi, October 26, 2007, 8:27am; Reply: 1181
mother-in-law
Posted by: moodyblue, October 26, 2007, 2:57pm; Reply: 1182
not wanting to
Posted by: Lego man, October 26, 2007, 3:32pm; Reply: 1183
make it any
Posted by: DreamRedux, October 26, 2007, 7:29pm; Reply: 1184
wracked with confusion
Posted by: Elfi, October 26, 2007, 10:27pm; Reply: 1185
he had a
Posted by: moodyblue, October 27, 2007, 3:00pm; Reply: 1186
good idea to
Posted by: MJB, October 27, 2007, 5:30pm; Reply: 1187
make love to
Posted by: Lego man, October 27, 2007, 7:08pm; Reply: 1188
a giraffe with
Posted by: MJB, October 27, 2007, 7:09pm; Reply: 1189
out a condom
Posted by: moodyblue, October 28, 2007, 7:30am; Reply: 1190
because he knew
Posted by: Lego man, October 28, 2007, 6:48pm; Reply: 1191
the ladders were
Posted by: Elfi, October 28, 2007, 7:06pm; Reply: 1192
gonna give way
Posted by: NeilT, October 28, 2007, 8:06pm; Reply: 1193
as they were
Posted by: MJB, October 28, 2007, 10:12pm; Reply: 1194
unstable like his
Posted by: Lego man, October 29, 2007, 12:56am; Reply: 1195
curly wurly he
Posted by: moodyblue, October 29, 2007, 4:44pm; Reply: 1196
he had stuffed
Posted by: Elfi, October 29, 2007, 6:49pm; Reply: 1197
in his trousers
Posted by: Lego man, October 29, 2007, 9:15pm; Reply: 1198
fitting snugly against
Posted by: moodyblue, October 30, 2007, 4:38pm; Reply: 1199
his big bulging
Posted by: Elfi, October 30, 2007, 6:22pm; Reply: 1200
packed lunch box  
Posted by: DreamRedux, October 30, 2007, 7:17pm; Reply: 1201
with shepherd's pie
Posted by: Lego man, October 30, 2007, 8:42pm; Reply: 1202
coming from his
Posted by: MJB, October 30, 2007, 10:01pm; Reply: 1203
back pocket. Sexually
Posted by: Elfi, October 31, 2007, 9:12am; Reply: 1204
running down his
Posted by: moodyblue, October 31, 2007, 9:59am; Reply: 1205
drooling tongue to
Posted by: Elfi, October 31, 2007, 10:03am; Reply: 1206
her gorgeous wet
Posted by: moodyblue, October 31, 2007, 10:18am; Reply: 1207
hair that she
Posted by: Lego man, October 31, 2007, 12:22pm; Reply: 1208
dangled over his
Posted by: moodyblue, October 31, 2007, 3:03pm; Reply: 1209
brand new shiny
Posted by: Elfi, October 31, 2007, 4:15pm; Reply: 1210
black leather thong
Posted by: MJB, October 31, 2007, 4:29pm; Reply: 1211
bell. End of
Posted by: Lego man, October 31, 2007, 4:38pm; Reply: 1212
problem, he starts






P.S That last one by MJB was class! :)
Posted by: MJB, October 31, 2007, 4:39pm; Reply: 1213
eating his meat
Posted by: moodyblue, November 1, 2007, 8:43am; Reply: 1214
and two veg
Posted by: MJB, November 1, 2007, 10:09am; Reply: 1215
realising she wants
Posted by: Elfi, November 1, 2007, 12:51pm; Reply: 1216
to wear the
Posted by: MJB, November 1, 2007, 1:36pm; Reply: 1217
condom on her
Posted by: Lego man, November 1, 2007, 3:02pm; Reply: 1218
Little toe, to
Posted by: Elfi, November 1, 2007, 4:19pm; Reply: 1219
maximise the pleasure
Posted by: MJB, November 1, 2007, 8:01pm; Reply: 1220
his teeny penis
Posted by: Elfi, November 1, 2007, 9:26pm; Reply: 1221
:D

Justin called his
Posted by: MJB, November 1, 2007, 9:40pm; Reply: 1222
weeny Horace because
Posted by: NeilT, November 2, 2007, 12:48am; Reply: 1223
he needed to find
Posted by: Lego man, November 2, 2007, 4:06pm; Reply: 1224
where to put
Posted by: MJB, November 2, 2007, 7:18pm; Reply: 1225
the large condoms
Posted by: moodyblue, November 2, 2007, 10:56pm; Reply: 1226
that wouldn't fit
Posted by: Elfi, November 2, 2007, 11:25pm; Reply: 1227
in his pockets
Posted by: Lego man, November 3, 2007, 1:25am; Reply: 1228
because they`re full
Posted by: Elfi, November 3, 2007, 9:30am; Reply: 1229
of blue smarties
Posted by: MJB, November 3, 2007, 9:37am; Reply: 1230
to compensate for
Posted by: Elfi, November 3, 2007, 10:57pm; Reply: 1231
all those days
Posted by: MJB, November 3, 2007, 11:08pm; Reply: 1232
sexually frustrated among
Posted by: NeilT, November 4, 2007, 12:18am; Reply: 1233
the Lhamas wanted
Posted by: moodyblue, November 4, 2007, 8:43am; Reply: 1234
to scratch their
Posted by: MJB, November 4, 2007, 11:14am; Reply: 1235
nether regions totally
Posted by: Elfi, November 4, 2007, 12:35pm; Reply: 1236
but couldnt reach
Posted by: Lego man, November 4, 2007, 12:47pm; Reply: 1237
the under carriage
Posted by: Elfi, November 4, 2007, 12:48pm; Reply: 1238
so had to
Posted by: Lego man, November 4, 2007, 12:56pm; Reply: 1239
get help from
Posted by: Elfi, November 4, 2007, 1:02pm; Reply: 1240
A few firemen
Posted by: MJB, November 4, 2007, 7:20pm; Reply: 1241
naked and shackled
Posted by: Lego man, November 4, 2007, 7:53pm; Reply: 1242
between MJB,Elfi
Posted by: MJB, November 4, 2007, 7:59pm; Reply: 1243
and a cuddly
Posted by: Lego man, November 4, 2007, 8:34pm; Reply: 1244
Corky. They bent
Posted by: Lego man, November 4, 2007, 11:27pm; Reply: 1245
bananas into their
Posted by: NeilT, November 4, 2007, 11:32pm; Reply: 1246
belt, ready to
Posted by: Elfi, November 5, 2007, 12:24am; Reply: 1247
Peel them.... but
Posted by: MJB, November 5, 2007, 8:48am; Reply: 1248
squashed them instead
Posted by: Elfi, November 5, 2007, 1:41pm; Reply: 1249
thats torn it
Posted by: MJB, November 5, 2007, 1:46pm; Reply: 1250
uttered under his
Posted by: Elfi, November 5, 2007, 2:03pm; Reply: 1251
soft warm duvet
Posted by: MJB, November 5, 2007, 3:55pm; Reply: 1252
whilst playing with
Posted by: DreamRedux, November 5, 2007, 4:52pm; Reply: 1253
the Halo Trilogy
Posted by: moodyblue, November 5, 2007, 5:39pm; Reply: 1254
and singing like
Posted by: DreamRedux, November 5, 2007, 5:54pm; Reply: 1255
a humpback whale
Posted by: MJB, November 5, 2007, 5:59pm; Reply: 1256
the mating call
Posted by: Lego man, November 5, 2007, 7:19pm; Reply: 1257
for fireman was
Posted by: MJB, November 5, 2007, 7:20pm; Reply: 1258
'mine's a pint'
Posted by: Elfi, November 5, 2007, 9:47pm; Reply: 1259
its your round
Posted by: Lego man, November 5, 2007, 10:24pm; Reply: 1260
Hula hoop that
Posted by: Elfi, November 5, 2007, 10:30pm; Reply: 1261
wouldnt stop spinning
Posted by: Lego man, November 5, 2007, 10:45pm; Reply: 1262
inside her lacy
Posted by: Elfi, November 5, 2007, 11:24pm; Reply: 1263
Banana coloured nightie
Posted by: Lego man, November 5, 2007, 11:30pm; Reply: 1264
that stank of
Posted by: Elfi, November 5, 2007, 11:43pm; Reply: 1265
Lacoste for women
Posted by: MJB, November 6, 2007, 5:57am; Reply: 1266
and dry vomit
Posted by: Elfi, November 6, 2007, 10:23am; Reply: 1267
She heard her
Posted by: MJB, November 6, 2007, 1:00pm; Reply: 1268
knickers split when
Posted by: Elfi, November 6, 2007, 1:30pm; Reply: 1269
she bent over  :D
Posted by: MJB, November 6, 2007, 2:30pm; Reply: 1270
to pick up
Posted by: Lego man, November 6, 2007, 5:13pm; Reply: 1271
the rotten fish
Posted by: MJB, November 6, 2007, 5:27pm; Reply: 1272
falling swiftly behind
Posted by: Lego man, November 6, 2007, 10:22pm; Reply: 1273
the rear of
Posted by: Elfi, November 6, 2007, 10:24pm; Reply: 1274
Paddy Mcginty's goat
Posted by: MJB, November 6, 2007, 10:33pm; Reply: 1275
with six condoms
Posted by: Lego man, November 6, 2007, 10:40pm; Reply: 1276
full of slimy
Posted by: MJB, November 6, 2007, 10:42pm; Reply: 1277
maggots cos nobody
Posted by: Lego man, November 6, 2007, 10:47pm; Reply: 1278
Had any toffees
Posted by: MJB, November 6, 2007, 10:50pm; Reply: 1279
to pad condoms
Posted by: Lego man, November 6, 2007, 11:02pm; Reply: 1280
up the dark
Posted by: MJB, November 6, 2007, 11:07pm; Reply: 1281
alley called Gallant
Posted by: Elfi, November 6, 2007, 11:11pm; Reply: 1282
Men nowhere to
Posted by: MJB, November 6, 2007, 11:14pm; Reply: 1283
live or fight
Posted by: moodyblue, November 7, 2007, 4:44am; Reply: 1284
with dragons breathing
Posted by: MJB, November 7, 2007, 7:57am; Reply: 1285
into plastic bags
Posted by: Elfi, November 7, 2007, 9:23am; Reply: 1286
Their hot breath
Posted by: MJB, November 7, 2007, 10:21am; Reply: 1287
choking them slowly
Posted by: Elfi, November 7, 2007, 11:08am; Reply: 1288
then they fall
Posted by: MJB, November 7, 2007, 1:11pm; Reply: 1289
in a heap
Posted by: Elfi, November 7, 2007, 3:50pm; Reply: 1290
Moaning and groaning
Posted by: DreamRedux, November 7, 2007, 4:27pm; Reply: 1291
over gas prices
Posted by: Lego man, November 7, 2007, 7:06pm; Reply: 1292
and warming their
Posted by: DreamRedux, November 7, 2007, 7:16pm; Reply: 1293
hot cross buns
Posted by: moodyblue, November 7, 2007, 8:34pm; Reply: 1294
to eat with
Posted by: MJB, November 8, 2007, 2:17pm; Reply: 1295
fingers and tissues
Posted by: Elfi, November 8, 2007, 3:53pm; Reply: 1296
A blue bottle
Posted by: MJB, November 8, 2007, 4:43pm; Reply: 1297
of alcohol appeared
Posted by: Elfi, November 8, 2007, 4:47pm; Reply: 1298
but was empty
Posted by: MJB, November 8, 2007, 4:51pm; Reply: 1299
because Maxine threw
Posted by: Elfi, November 8, 2007, 4:54pm; Reply: 1300
a wobbly and
Posted by: moodyblue, November 8, 2007, 6:07pm; Reply: 1301
couldnt get her
Posted by: Elfi, November 8, 2007, 6:14pm; Reply: 1302
mouth round the
Posted by: moodyblue, November 8, 2007, 6:19pm; Reply: 1303
rather large top
Posted by: DreamRedux, November 8, 2007, 9:31pm; Reply: 1304
of the summit
Posted by: Elfi, November 8, 2007, 9:42pm; Reply: 1305
so she climbed
Posted by: MJB, November 8, 2007, 9:52pm; Reply: 1306
into bed, snuggled
Posted by: NeilT, November 8, 2007, 10:22pm; Reply: 1307
a Llama then
Posted by: MJB, November 8, 2007, 10:24pm; Reply: 1308
decided that rough
Posted by: moodyblue, November 9, 2007, 5:36pm; Reply: 1309
stubble was making
Posted by: MJB, November 9, 2007, 7:26pm; Reply: 1310
burns against some
Posted by: DreamRedux, November 9, 2007, 8:37pm; Reply: 1311
picked pigs' feet
Posted by: MJB, November 9, 2007, 8:55pm; Reply: 1312
with piccalili sandwiches
Posted by: DreamRedux, November 9, 2007, 9:11pm; Reply: 1313
slowly roasted over
Posted by: MJB, November 9, 2007, 10:01pm; Reply: 1314
kebab chilli sauce
Posted by: moodyblue, November 10, 2007, 10:16pm; Reply: 1315
that burnt the
Posted by: MJB, November 10, 2007, 10:29pm; Reply: 1316
tip of some
Posted by: Elfi, November 10, 2007, 10:35pm; Reply: 1317
ones prized possession
Posted by: moodyblue, November 10, 2007, 10:36pm; Reply: 1318
that was going
Posted by: MJB, November 10, 2007, 10:43pm; Reply: 1319
rotten because someone
Posted by: moodyblue, November 10, 2007, 10:45pm; Reply: 1320
had left it
Posted by: MJB, November 10, 2007, 10:54pm; Reply: 1321
inside thrush cream
Posted by: Elfi, November 11, 2007, 8:28pm; Reply: 1322
put it in
Posted by: MJB, November 11, 2007, 8:50pm; Reply: 1323
a plastic syringe
Posted by: Elfi, November 11, 2007, 8:56pm; Reply: 1324
and squirt it
Posted by: NeilT, November 11, 2007, 9:21pm; Reply: 1325
on to his
Posted by: Elfi, November 11, 2007, 9:45pm; Reply: 1326
steak and chips
Posted by: moodyblue, November 12, 2007, 12:08am; Reply: 1327
and smother her
Posted by: MJB, November 12, 2007, 10:15am; Reply: 1328
ears in mustard
Posted by: TheAviator, November 12, 2007, 12:46pm; Reply: 1329
whilst chewing on
Posted by: MJB, November 12, 2007, 2:14pm; Reply: 1330
celery sticks because
Posted by: moodyblue, November 12, 2007, 8:23pm; Reply: 1331
his teeth were
Posted by: MJB, November 12, 2007, 8:24pm; Reply: 1332
needing cleaning with
Posted by: Elfi, November 12, 2007, 10:03pm; Reply: 1333
the white stuff  :D
Posted by: MJB, November 12, 2007, 11:53pm; Reply: 1334
and scrubbing brushes
Posted by: moodyblue, November 13, 2007, 9:36am; Reply: 1335
with large handles
Posted by: MJB, November 13, 2007, 10:38am; Reply: 1336
to reach nooks
Posted by: Elfi, November 13, 2007, 11:53am; Reply: 1337
which havent been
Posted by: MJB, November 13, 2007, 2:05pm; Reply: 1338
explored deeply enough
Posted by: TheAviator, November 14, 2007, 12:38pm; Reply: 1339
like underwater caverns
Posted by: Elfi, November 14, 2007, 12:41pm; Reply: 1340
filled with unknown
Posted by: TheAviator, November 14, 2007, 12:53pm; Reply: 1341
treasures left by
Posted by: Elfi, November 14, 2007, 1:05pm; Reply: 1342
aliens, years ago
Posted by: TheAviator, November 14, 2007, 1:14pm; Reply: 1343
when primeval lifeforce
Posted by: Elfi, November 14, 2007, 1:20pm; Reply: 1344
inhabited the seas
Posted by: MJB, November 14, 2007, 3:11pm; Reply: 1345
like fairy stories
Posted by: Elfi, November 14, 2007, 5:51pm; Reply: 1346
with little green
Posted by: moodyblue, November 14, 2007, 9:29pm; Reply: 1347
Leprecauns and silver
Posted by: Elfi, November 14, 2007, 9:41pm; Reply: 1348
shoes with bells
Posted by: moodyblue, November 14, 2007, 10:36pm; Reply: 1349
that tinkled like
Posted by: Elfi, November 14, 2007, 10:51pm; Reply: 1350
chimes in the
Posted by: moodyblue, November 14, 2007, 11:10pm; Reply: 1351
wind,hanging above
Posted by: Elfi, November 15, 2007, 10:10am; Reply: 1352
the christmas tree
Posted by: moodyblue, November 15, 2007, 5:42pm; Reply: 1353
that's standing in
Posted by: MJB, November 15, 2007, 7:52pm; Reply: 1354
bleach. PC Brigade
Posted by: DreamRedux, November 15, 2007, 9:29pm; Reply: 1355
made everything incomprehensible
Posted by: Elfi, November 15, 2007, 9:38pm; Reply: 1356
and santa said
Posted by: MJB, November 15, 2007, 9:39pm; Reply: 1357
Bollocks, let's cancel
Posted by: Elfi, November 15, 2007, 10:16pm; Reply: 1358
the sleigh, and
Posted by: NeilT, November 15, 2007, 10:20pm; Reply: 1359
ride a big
Posted by: moodyblue, November 16, 2007, 12:49pm; Reply: 1360
cuddly teddy bear
Posted by: MJB, November 16, 2007, 3:43pm; Reply: 1361
instead. It could
Posted by: Elfi, November 16, 2007, 4:54pm; Reply: 1362
keep us warm
Posted by: MJB, November 16, 2007, 6:01pm; Reply: 1363
rather than gas
Posted by: moodyblue, November 16, 2007, 9:56pm; Reply: 1364
coming from underneath
Posted by: NeilT, November 16, 2007, 11:08pm; Reply: 1365
the bubble wrap
Posted by: Elfi, November 16, 2007, 11:28pm; Reply: 1366
*Pop*..... what the
Posted by: NeilT, November 17, 2007, 12:34am; Reply: 1367
heck was that
Posted by: Elfi, November 17, 2007, 10:47am; Reply: 1368
*pop* *pop* *pop*  :D
Posted by: MJB, November 17, 2007, 12:07pm; Reply: 1369
botty burps methinks
Posted by: Elfi, November 17, 2007, 12:12pm; Reply: 1370
:D :D :D

as he went
Posted by: MJB, November 17, 2007, 12:19pm; Reply: 1371
"I've followed through"  ;)
Posted by: Elfi, November 17, 2007, 1:34pm; Reply: 1372
on all my
Posted by: MJB, November 17, 2007, 1:44pm; Reply: 1373
cushions which were
Posted by: Elfi, November 17, 2007, 1:45pm; Reply: 1374
bumpy and fluffy
Posted by: MJB, November 17, 2007, 2:13pm; Reply: 1375
covered in pooh
Posted by: moodyblue, November 17, 2007, 6:01pm; Reply: 1376
from the shaggy
Posted by: MJB, November 17, 2007, 6:15pm; Reply: 1377
behind. Overweight men
Posted by: moodyblue, November 17, 2007, 6:20pm; Reply: 1378
stuffing themselves with
Posted by: MJB, November 17, 2007, 6:21pm; Reply: 1379
:cow-pie were watching
Posted by: moodyblue, November 17, 2007, 6:26pm; Reply: 1380
:D seven brides for
Posted by: MJB, November 17, 2007, 6:37pm; Reply: 1381
perverts pleasure! Police
Posted by: Elfi, November 17, 2007, 7:00pm; Reply: 1382
Camera Action, is
Posted by: MJB, November 17, 2007, 8:56pm; Reply: 1383
watching them said
Posted by: Elfi, November 18, 2007, 1:09am; Reply: 1384
ello ello ello  :D
Posted by: MJB, November 18, 2007, 8:31am; Reply: 1385
what's that stain
Posted by: Elfi, November 18, 2007, 9:45am; Reply: 1386
on the @rse
Posted by: MJB, November 18, 2007, 9:47am; Reply: 1387
covered with chewing
Posted by: Elfi, November 18, 2007, 9:53am; Reply: 1388
tobacco and wine
Posted by: MJB, November 18, 2007, 10:29am; Reply: 1389
dried vomit and
Posted by: Elfi, November 18, 2007, 12:08pm; Reply: 1390
grass, :naughty... Whats that
Posted by: MJB, November 18, 2007, 4:00pm; Reply: 1391
stain due to
Posted by: moodyblue, November 18, 2007, 5:57pm; Reply: 1392
frenzied physical activity
Posted by: MJB, November 18, 2007, 6:44pm; Reply: 1393
and broken bones
Posted by: moodyblue, November 19, 2007, 12:36am; Reply: 1394
sticking out of
Posted by: MJB, November 19, 2007, 8:59am; Reply: 1395
sleeves, trouser legs
Posted by: moodyblue, November 19, 2007, 9:52pm; Reply: 1396
that were ripped
Posted by: moodyblue, November 19, 2007, 9:53pm; Reply: 1397
:D twice! in the
Posted by: Elfi, November 19, 2007, 10:21pm; Reply: 1398
:D :D :D

Same night. Lets
Posted by: moodyblue, November 19, 2007, 10:32pm; Reply: 1399
pull them off
Posted by: MJB, November 19, 2007, 10:53pm; Reply: 1400
like a w......histle (whistle)



:naughty :naughty
Posted by: MJB, November 20, 2007, 11:11am; Reply: 1401
through the trees
Posted by: Elfi, November 20, 2007, 10:58pm; Reply: 1402
Oooooooh.... trees?, said
Posted by: MJB, November 21, 2007, 7:52am; Reply: 1403
Rupert, let's play
Posted by: moodyblue, November 21, 2007, 11:10am; Reply: 1404
in the undergrowth
Posted by: MJB, November 21, 2007, 1:44pm; Reply: 1405
where we should
Posted by: moodyblue, November 21, 2007, 1:47pm; Reply: 1406
find out if
Posted by: MJB, November 21, 2007, 1:48pm; Reply: 1407
bears DO crap
Posted by: moodyblue, November 21, 2007, 2:00pm; Reply: 1408
in the woods
Posted by: MJB, November 21, 2007, 2:14pm; Reply: 1409
or if they
Posted by: moodyblue, November 21, 2007, 2:19pm; Reply: 1410
go to the
Posted by: MJB, November 21, 2007, 2:22pm; Reply: 1411
ball Cinders said
Posted by: moodyblue, November 21, 2007, 2:25pm; Reply: 1412
where's my slippers
Posted by: MJB, November 21, 2007, 5:05pm; Reply: 1413
and pipe because
Posted by: DreamRedux, November 21, 2007, 11:10pm; Reply: 1414
the fiddlers three
Posted by: Elfi, November 21, 2007, 11:24pm; Reply: 1415
are fiddling with
Posted by: MJB, November 22, 2007, 8:46am; Reply: 1416
the sound system
Posted by: moodyblue, November 22, 2007, 9:50am; Reply: 1417
and twiddling knobs
Posted by: MJB, November 22, 2007, 10:30am; Reply: 1418
with condoms on
Posted by: NeilT, November 22, 2007, 6:21pm; Reply: 1419
to make a
Posted by: Elfi, November 22, 2007, 6:55pm; Reply: 1420
hotter sound system  :D
Posted by: MJB, November 22, 2007, 7:01pm; Reply: 1421
with balls, skin
Posted by: Elfi, November 22, 2007, 7:06pm; Reply: 1422
colours are; Black.......
Posted by: MJB, November 22, 2007, 7:57pm; Reply: 1423
furry pussycats whiskers
Posted by: Elfi, November 22, 2007, 8:00pm; Reply: 1424
with lovely fluffy
Posted by: MJB, November 22, 2007, 8:19pm; Reply: 1425
wet paw prints
Posted by: Elfi, November 22, 2007, 11:36pm; Reply: 1426
In the butter
Posted by: NeilT, November 22, 2007, 11:41pm; Reply: 1427
ready to gobble
Posted by: Elfi, November 22, 2007, 11:55pm; Reply: 1428
Red Riding Hood
Posted by: NeilT, November 23, 2007, 12:31am; Reply: 1429
she likes a
Posted by: moodyblue, November 23, 2007, 6:23am; Reply: 1430
Steak dinner, served
Posted by: MJB, November 23, 2007, 8:49am; Reply: 1431
over his body
Posted by: Elfi, November 23, 2007, 10:23am; Reply: 1432
but the gravy
Posted by: MJB, November 23, 2007, 11:00am; Reply: 1433
matted his pubes
Posted by: Elfi, November 23, 2007, 11:33am; Reply: 1434
which were ginger  :D
Posted by: MJB, November 23, 2007, 11:48am; Reply: 1435
and burnt by
Posted by: Elfi, November 23, 2007, 11:55am; Reply: 1436
hours of exposure
Posted by: MJB, November 23, 2007, 1:07pm; Reply: 1437
and misuse within
Posted by: moodyblue, November 23, 2007, 3:46pm; Reply: 1438
the snow and
Posted by: MJB, November 23, 2007, 6:04pm; Reply: 1439
treacle that poured
Posted by: NeilT, November 23, 2007, 9:23pm; Reply: 1440
on to his
Posted by: MJB, November 24, 2007, 9:56am; Reply: 1441
knees because pain
Posted by: moodyblue, November 25, 2007, 10:04am; Reply: 1442
was shooting up
Posted by: MJB, November 25, 2007, 5:39pm; Reply: 1443
into his testicles
Posted by: moodyblue, November 26, 2007, 1:45am; Reply: 1444
which were bursting
Posted by: MJB, November 26, 2007, 8:05am; Reply: 1445
all over some
Posted by: moodyblue, November 26, 2007, 3:57pm; Reply: 1446
ice cream cornets
Posted by: MJB, November 26, 2007, 7:58pm; Reply: 1447
because intense pain
Posted by: moodyblue, November 27, 2007, 5:07am; Reply: 1448
deep in his
Posted by: MJB, November 27, 2007, 8:23am; Reply: 1449
loins meant some
Posted by: moodyblue, November 27, 2007, 5:35pm; Reply: 1450
thing was about
Posted by: MJB, November 27, 2007, 6:59pm; Reply: 1451
to fall off
Posted by: moodyblue, November 27, 2007, 10:23pm; Reply: 1452
and he panicked
Posted by: MJB, November 27, 2007, 10:27pm; Reply: 1453
because something clattered
Posted by: moodyblue, November 27, 2007, 10:42pm; Reply: 1454
and rolled over
Posted by: MJB, November 27, 2007, 10:43pm; Reply: 1455
in his pockets
Posted by: moodyblue, November 27, 2007, 10:48pm; Reply: 1456
squashing his lovely
Posted by: MJB, November 27, 2007, 10:51pm; Reply: 1457
plums lovingly picked
Posted by: moodyblue, November 27, 2007, 10:54pm; Reply: 1458
from the highest
Posted by: MJB, November 27, 2007, 10:58pm; Reply: 1459
mountain regions somewhere
Posted by: moodyblue, November 28, 2007, 10:04am; Reply: 1460
in the outback
Posted by: MJB, November 28, 2007, 10:25am; Reply: 1461
of beyond. Crashing
Posted by: moodyblue, November 28, 2007, 10:46am; Reply: 1462
through a curtain
Posted by: MJB, November 28, 2007, 12:46pm; Reply: 1463
some yellow pus
Posted by: DreamRedux, November 28, 2007, 6:15pm; Reply: 1464
overlooking the vast
Posted by: Elfi, November 28, 2007, 7:20pm; Reply: 1465
expanse of a**  :D
Posted by: moodyblue, November 28, 2007, 9:00pm; Reply: 1466
That totally obliterated
Posted by: Elfi, November 28, 2007, 9:03pm; Reply: 1467
the full moon
Posted by: moodyblue, November 28, 2007, 9:07pm; Reply: 1468
AND SNOW CLOUDS
Posted by: MJB, November 29, 2007, 8:21am; Reply: 1469
A goblin appeared
Posted by: moodyblue, November 29, 2007, 5:52pm; Reply: 1470
with a fairy
Posted by: Elfi, November 29, 2007, 5:55pm; Reply: 1471
his name was
Posted by: moodyblue, November 29, 2007, 7:05pm; Reply: 1472
DR. Can Hardly
Posted by: MJB, November 29, 2007, 9:25pm; Reply: 1473
pick up my
Posted by: MJB, November 30, 2007, 11:32am; Reply: 1474
sack, he cried
Posted by: Elfi, November 30, 2007, 5:43pm; Reply: 1475
santa`s got it
Posted by: moodyblue, November 30, 2007, 6:59pm; Reply: 1476
stuck round his
Posted by: MJB, November 30, 2007, 9:21pm; Reply: 1477
fly zipper and
Posted by: Elfi, December 1, 2007, 12:05pm; Reply: 1478
hes thrusting about
:o
Posted by: moodyblue, December 1, 2007, 10:01pm; Reply: 1479
trying to get
Posted by: Elfi, December 2, 2007, 7:04pm; Reply: 1480
his bells to
Posted by: MJB, December 2, 2007, 8:47pm; Reply: 1481
ring like Pussycats
Posted by: moodyblue, December 3, 2007, 1:23pm; Reply: 1482
whiskers whistling in
Posted by: MJB, December 3, 2007, 1:30pm; Reply: 1483
the wind. Thunder
Posted by: Karin, December 3, 2007, 6:52pm; Reply: 1484
storm is on
Posted by: MJB, December 3, 2007, 8:16pm; Reply: 1485
and snuggly socks
Posted by: moodyblue, December 3, 2007, 10:51pm; Reply: 1486
are required to
Posted by: MJB, December 4, 2007, 8:54am; Reply: 1487
prevent winter destroying
Posted by: moodyblue, December 4, 2007, 11:17pm; Reply: 1488
His private collection
Posted by: MJB, December 5, 2007, 8:12am; Reply: 1489
of matchbox toys
Posted by: moodyblue, December 5, 2007, 2:23pm; Reply: 1490
all neatly packaged
Posted by: MJB, December 5, 2007, 2:24pm; Reply: 1491
labelled and tied
Posted by: Elfi, December 5, 2007, 9:08pm; Reply: 1492
and sent to
Posted by: MJB, December 6, 2007, 9:20am; Reply: 1493
Santas grotto with
Posted by: moodyblue, December 6, 2007, 9:26am; Reply: 1494
His Christmas Wishes
Posted by: MJB, December 6, 2007, 9:35am; Reply: 1495
included alcohol, cigarettes
Posted by: Lego man, December 6, 2007, 9:38am; Reply: 1496
tinsel, and glittery
Posted by: MJB, December 6, 2007, 9:41am; Reply: 1497
drug packages. Policemen
Posted by: moodyblue, December 6, 2007, 9:42am; Reply: 1498
patrolled the perimeter
Posted by: MJB, December 6, 2007, 10:12am; Reply: 1499
grotto gates menacingly
Posted by: Elfi, December 6, 2007, 8:05pm; Reply: 1500
Until they found
Posted by: MJB, December 6, 2007, 9:37pm; Reply: 1501
used condoms smelling
Posted by: Elfi, December 6, 2007, 9:44pm; Reply: 1502
(puke) Im not posting  :D
Posted by: MJB, December 6, 2007, 10:17pm; Reply: 1503
that they were
Posted by: Elfi, December 6, 2007, 10:28pm; Reply: 1504
already used by
Posted by: MJB, December 6, 2007, 10:30pm; Reply: 1505
chavs who wanted
Posted by: Elfi, December 6, 2007, 10:31pm; Reply: 1506
to save money  :X
Posted by: MJB, December 6, 2007, 10:33pm; Reply: 1507
buying drugs instead
Posted by: moodyblue, December 7, 2007, 3:07pm; Reply: 1508
fluffy lilac slippers
Posted by: Elfi, December 7, 2007, 3:30pm; Reply: 1509
Ooooh, like those  :D
Posted by: moodyblue, December 7, 2007, 3:36pm; Reply: 1510
being eaten by
Posted by: Elfi, December 7, 2007, 3:44pm; Reply: 1511
annoying little dog  :D
Posted by: MJB, December 7, 2007, 6:17pm; Reply: 1512
that poohed inside
Posted by: moodyblue, December 8, 2007, 4:50pm; Reply: 1513
santa's toy sack
Posted by: MJB, December 8, 2007, 5:29pm; Reply: 1514
destroying the lining
Posted by: Elfi, December 9, 2007, 8:59am; Reply: 1515
what a mess
Posted by: moodyblue, December 9, 2007, 10:54am; Reply: 1516
there's cr@p everywhere
Posted by: Elfi, December 9, 2007, 1:19pm; Reply: 1517
Yuk yuk yuk  :D
Posted by: MJB, December 9, 2007, 5:51pm; Reply: 1518
But lets straighten
Posted by: Elfi, December 9, 2007, 6:03pm; Reply: 1519
Our hair, and  :D
Posted by: moodyblue, December 9, 2007, 8:44pm; Reply: 1520
get down to
Posted by: MJB, December 9, 2007, 9:16pm; Reply: 1521
wash makeup off
Posted by: Elfi, December 10, 2007, 2:28am; Reply: 1522
Cleanse and tone
Posted by: MJB, December 10, 2007, 8:53am; Reply: 1523
Oh B@llocks, Sod
Posted by: MJB, December 13, 2007, 7:49pm; Reply: 1524
the routine, parties
Posted by: Elfi, December 13, 2007, 9:02pm; Reply: 1525
Til the early
Posted by: MJB, December 13, 2007, 10:11pm; Reply: 1526
evening are all
Posted by: DreamRedux, December 14, 2007, 12:14am; Reply: 1527
the rage now
Posted by: MJB, December 14, 2007, 2:39pm; Reply: 1528
as senile dementia
Posted by: Elfi, December 14, 2007, 3:33pm; Reply: 1529
is setting in
Posted by: MJB, December 14, 2007, 4:37pm; Reply: 1530
the over 40s
Posted by: Elfi, December 14, 2007, 10:45pm; Reply: 1531
but, who gives
Posted by: NeilT, December 14, 2007, 11:30pm; Reply: 1532
a hook about
Posted by: Elfi, December 15, 2007, 1:29pm; Reply: 1533
The Turkeys giblets  ;D
Posted by: NeilT, December 16, 2007, 9:24pm; Reply: 1534
that are getting
Posted by: Elfi, December 16, 2007, 10:21pm; Reply: 1535
A roasting with
Posted by: NeilT, December 16, 2007, 10:22pm; Reply: 1536
the other bits
Posted by: Elfi, December 16, 2007, 10:29pm; Reply: 1537
Cant wait to
Posted by: NeilT, December 16, 2007, 10:32pm; Reply: 1538
grab them in
Posted by: Elfi, December 16, 2007, 10:39pm; Reply: 1539
both hands, and
Posted by: NeilT, December 17, 2007, 10:18pm; Reply: 1540
gobble them up
Posted by: DreamRedux, December 18, 2007, 12:22am; Reply: 1541
with peanut sauce
Posted by: NeilT, December 18, 2007, 12:29am; Reply: 1542
and a dollop
Posted by: Elfi, December 18, 2007, 6:51am; Reply: 1543
of horse manure  ;D
Posted by: MJB, December 18, 2007, 10:22pm; Reply: 1544
for the roses
Posted by: Elfi, December 19, 2007, 1:49pm; Reply: 1545
Mind the pricks
Posted by: MJB, December 19, 2007, 2:01pm; Reply: 1546
like Blair, Brown
Posted by: NeilT, December 19, 2007, 8:09pm; Reply: 1547
and other silly
Posted by: DreamRedux, December 19, 2007, 10:46pm; Reply: 1548
figments of imagination
Posted by: NeilT, December 19, 2007, 11:30pm; Reply: 1549
that would be
Posted by: DreamRedux, December 20, 2007, 12:38am; Reply: 1550
scurrying across highwires
Posted by: MJB, December 20, 2007, 8:44am; Reply: 1551
and hopefully falling
Posted by: Elfi, December 21, 2007, 2:00pm; Reply: 1552
head over heels
Posted by: MJB, December 21, 2007, 2:48pm; Reply: 1553
into buckets containing
Posted by: Elfi, December 22, 2007, 5:39am; Reply: 1554
creamy chicken soup
Posted by: MJB, December 22, 2007, 10:00am; Reply: 1555
and dried vomit
Posted by: Elfi, December 22, 2007, 11:18am; Reply: 1556
I`ll pass thanks  ;D
Posted by: MJB, December 22, 2007, 2:00pm; Reply: 1557
and promptly trumped
Posted by: Elfi, December 23, 2007, 8:30am; Reply: 1558
and was sick
Posted by: MJB, December 23, 2007, 12:39pm; Reply: 1559
in the turkey
Posted by: Elfi, December 23, 2007, 6:57pm; Reply: 1560
I`ll scream and
Posted by: NeilT, December 23, 2007, 8:17pm; Reply: 1561
get a big
Posted by: Elfi, December 23, 2007, 8:47pm; Reply: 1562
fat hot dog  ;D
Posted by: MJB, December 24, 2007, 1:50pm; Reply: 1563
with sausages, mince
Posted by: Elfi, December 24, 2007, 11:48pm; Reply: 1564
steak and onions
Posted by: MJB, December 25, 2007, 12:21am; Reply: 1565
mixed cat sick
Posted by: Elfi, December 25, 2007, 12:47am; Reply: 1566
Poor mr pussycat
Posted by: NeilT, December 25, 2007, 12:53am; Reply: 1567
he will find
Posted by: MJB, December 25, 2007, 12:54am; Reply: 1568
joy from Santa
Posted by: Elfi, December 25, 2007, 3:10pm; Reply: 1569
and sing carols
Posted by: NeilT, December 25, 2007, 6:09pm; Reply: 1570
along with doing
Posted by: Elfi, December 25, 2007, 7:27pm; Reply: 1571
laundry, loo`s and
Posted by: MJB, December 27, 2007, 4:57pm; Reply: 1572
going to work.
Posted by: Elfi, December 27, 2007, 8:18pm; Reply: 1573
The phones ringing
Posted by: MJB, December 27, 2007, 9:07pm; Reply: 1574
and me ignoring
Posted by: Elfi, December 29, 2007, 10:37am; Reply: 1575
it, has worked
Posted by: NeilT, December 29, 2007, 7:32pm; Reply: 1576
for the little
Posted by: Elfi, December 29, 2007, 7:40pm; Reply: 1577
battery went dead  ;D
Posted by: corky100, December 30, 2007, 1:35am; Reply: 1578
and was charged
Posted by: Elfi, December 30, 2007, 11:25am; Reply: 1579
Costs a fortune
Posted by: NeilT, December 30, 2007, 7:25pm; Reply: 1580
when used with
Posted by: MJB, December 30, 2007, 7:37pm; Reply: 1581
premium rate numbers
Posted by: Elfi, December 31, 2007, 12:27am; Reply: 1582
Pull the plug
Posted by: MJB, December 31, 2007, 11:31am; Reply: 1583
and hibernate until
Posted by: Elfi, December 31, 2007, 4:58pm; Reply: 1584
the fairy godmother
Posted by: MJB, December 31, 2007, 5:44pm; Reply: 1585
(who doesn't exist)
Posted by: Elfi, January 1, 2008, 11:43am; Reply: 1586
shows her face  ;D
Posted by: MJB, January 2, 2008, 2:25pm; Reply: 1587
and you find
Posted by: Elfi, January 2, 2008, 3:01pm; Reply: 1588
its cr@p anyway
Posted by: MJB, January 2, 2008, 5:04pm; Reply: 1589
and totally untrue
Posted by: Elfi, January 2, 2008, 8:08pm; Reply: 1590
Miss Piggy sang
Posted by: MJB, January 3, 2008, 2:01pm; Reply: 1591
Kylie (better). Dentists
Posted by: Elfi, January 3, 2008, 3:29pm; Reply: 1592
Are toooooo private
Posted by: MJB, January 3, 2008, 4:32pm; Reply: 1593
but very useful
Posted by: Elfi, January 3, 2008, 8:16pm; Reply: 1594
They scr£w you  ;D
Posted by: MJB, January 3, 2008, 9:40pm; Reply: 1595
but who wants
Posted by: MJB, January 3, 2008, 9:40pm; Reply: 1596
bad teeth/breath?
Posted by: Elfi, January 3, 2008, 9:42pm; Reply: 1597
Or huge bills
Posted by: MJB, January 3, 2008, 9:43pm; Reply: 1598
not on NHS....... ;)
Posted by: MJB, January 3, 2008, 9:45pm; Reply: 1599
but chocolate buttons
Posted by: Lego man, January 4, 2008, 12:51am; Reply: 1600
melting around your
Posted by: Elfi, January 4, 2008, 10:04am; Reply: 1601
knees, can get
Posted by: MJB, January 4, 2008, 3:04pm; Reply: 1602
all over the
Posted by: MJB, January 5, 2008, 3:23pm; Reply: 1603
furniture. A sudden
Posted by: TheAviator, January 7, 2008, 3:20pm; Reply: 1604
sugar rush sends
Posted by: Elfi, January 7, 2008, 6:41pm; Reply: 1605
you jumping for
Posted by: MJB, January 7, 2008, 8:37pm; Reply: 1606
brussell sprouts, jam
Posted by: Elfi, January 8, 2008, 2:15pm; Reply: 1607
toast and cheese
Posted by: MJB, January 8, 2008, 2:42pm; Reply: 1608
with neat brandy
Posted by: moodyblue, January 8, 2008, 6:04pm; Reply: 1609
then you'll throw
Posted by: Elfi, January 8, 2008, 6:17pm; Reply: 1610
A wobbly, and
Posted by: MJB, January 8, 2008, 6:32pm; Reply: 1611
just drink brandy
Posted by: moodyblue, January 8, 2008, 6:47pm; Reply: 1612
until you can't
Posted by: Elfi, January 8, 2008, 7:32pm; Reply: 1613
Feel your feet
Posted by: moodyblue, January 8, 2008, 7:38pm; Reply: 1614
because it's freezing
Posted by: MJB, January 8, 2008, 9:21pm; Reply: 1615
don't care though
Posted by: NeilT, January 9, 2008, 12:21am; Reply: 1616
said the moose
Posted by: moodyblue, January 9, 2008, 1:20am; Reply: 1617
I'll just take
Posted by: MJB, January 9, 2008, 7:57am; Reply: 1618
more brandy thanks!  ;D
Posted by: TheAviator, January 9, 2008, 1:21pm; Reply: 1619
The Elk replied
Posted by: MJB, January 9, 2008, 1:40pm; Reply: 1620
why not whisky
Posted by: moodyblue, January 9, 2008, 4:22pm; Reply: 1621
Because i don't
Posted by: MJB, January 9, 2008, 4:30pm; Reply: 1622
like brandy. Cheese
Posted by: moodyblue, January 9, 2008, 4:31pm; Reply: 1623
is smelly though
Posted by: MJB, January 9, 2008, 4:32pm; Reply: 1624
but goes nicely
Posted by: moodyblue, January 9, 2008, 4:51pm; Reply: 1625
with a bit
Posted by: MJB, January 9, 2008, 4:55pm; Reply: 1626
of bread. Port
Posted by: moodyblue, January 9, 2008, 7:39pm; Reply: 1627
can be very
Posted by: MJB, January 10, 2008, 8:08am; Reply: 1628
headachy. A darkened
Posted by: moodyblue, January 10, 2008, 11:43am; Reply: 1629
mass engulfed them
Posted by: MJB, January 10, 2008, 12:55pm; Reply: 1630
before death knocked
Posted by: moodyblue, January 10, 2008, 12:59pm; Reply: 1631
at their door
Posted by: MJB, January 10, 2008, 1:00pm; Reply: 1632
with promises, hopes
Posted by: moodyblue, January 10, 2008, 1:05pm; Reply: 1633
and lot's of
Posted by: Elfi, January 10, 2008, 1:29pm; Reply: 1634
different funky shrouds
Posted by: MJB, January 10, 2008, 1:38pm; Reply: 1635
to mop blood
Posted by: moodyblue, January 10, 2008, 1:55pm; Reply: 1636
that was flowing
Posted by: Elfi, January 10, 2008, 2:01pm; Reply: 1637
From his lip
Posted by: MJB, January 10, 2008, 2:39pm; Reply: 1638
stomach, legs and
Posted by: moodyblue, January 10, 2008, 4:13pm; Reply: 1639
congealing all over
Posted by: MJB, January 10, 2008, 6:39pm; Reply: 1640
his penis  :o Broken
Posted by: Elfi, January 10, 2008, 7:38pm; Reply: 1641
Glass hurts your
Posted by: MJB, January 10, 2008, 8:12pm; Reply: 1642
privates especially when
Posted by: Elfi, January 10, 2008, 8:34pm; Reply: 1643
It gets in
Posted by: MJB, January 10, 2008, 9:30pm; Reply: 1644
areas which need
Posted by: moodyblue, January 11, 2008, 7:03am; Reply: 1645
Tender Loving Care
Posted by: MJB, January 11, 2008, 8:59am; Reply: 1646
cream and plasters
Posted by: moodyblue, January 11, 2008, 10:07am; Reply: 1647
to cover up
Posted by: MJB, January 11, 2008, 2:50pm; Reply: 1648
the weeping sores
Posted by: moodyblue, January 11, 2008, 9:17pm; Reply: 1649
and torn flesh
Posted by: Elfi, January 13, 2008, 4:49pm; Reply: 1650
The bbq is
Posted by: moodyblue, January 13, 2008, 5:08pm; Reply: 1651
flaming like a
Posted by: Elfi, January 14, 2008, 10:24am; Reply: 1652
bloody towering inferno  :D
Posted by: moodyblue, January 14, 2008, 7:40pm; Reply: 1653
Destroying lives and
Posted by: NeilT, January 14, 2008, 8:44pm; Reply: 1654
burning a large
Posted by: moodyblue, January 15, 2008, 7:58am; Reply: 1655
hole in the
Posted by: MJB, January 16, 2008, 8:35am; Reply: 1656
back seat because
Posted by: TheAviator, January 16, 2008, 1:58pm; Reply: 1657
it fell as
Posted by: MJB, January 16, 2008, 2:05pm; Reply: 1658
though bums were
Posted by: TheAviator, January 16, 2008, 2:09pm; Reply: 1659
bouncing over the
Posted by: Elfi, January 16, 2008, 2:31pm; Reply: 1660
plush leather upholstery
Posted by: moodyblue, January 16, 2008, 10:13pm; Reply: 1661
and making a
Posted by: MJB, January 17, 2008, 9:15am; Reply: 1662
mess with jammy
Posted by: moodyblue, January 17, 2008, 10:38pm; Reply: 1663
Butties and toasted
Posted by: MJB, January 17, 2008, 10:39pm; Reply: 1664
mittens by mistake
Posted by: moodyblue, January 17, 2008, 10:41pm; Reply: 1665
which caused massive
Posted by: MJB, January 17, 2008, 10:42pm; Reply: 1666
backlashes among the
Posted by: Elfi, January 18, 2008, 9:36am; Reply: 1667
poor oompa loompas
Posted by: moodyblue, January 18, 2008, 10:16am; Reply: 1668
and their chocolate
Posted by: DreamRedux, January 19, 2008, 1:22am; Reply: 1669
labrador retrievers jumped
Posted by: MJB, January 19, 2008, 10:59am; Reply: 1670
over boxes containing
Posted by: Elfi, January 20, 2008, 12:01pm; Reply: 1671
Heat seeking missiles
Posted by: MJB, January 20, 2008, 2:15pm; Reply: 1672
with fairy lights
Posted by: Elfi, January 20, 2008, 2:16pm; Reply: 1673
Whoooosh! Too late
Posted by: MJB, January 20, 2008, 2:24pm; Reply: 1674
the fairy farted
Posted by: Elfi, January 21, 2008, 10:09am; Reply: 1675
the dogs barked
Posted by: MJB, January 21, 2008, 10:18am; Reply: 1676
and the bridge
Posted by: moodyblue, January 21, 2008, 12:10pm; Reply: 1677
collapsed all over
Posted by: MJB, January 21, 2008, 12:33pm; Reply: 1678
the place. Vomitting
Posted by: Elfi, January 21, 2008, 1:44pm; Reply: 1679
bystanders ran screaming
Posted by: MJB, January 21, 2008, 3:42pm; Reply: 1680
into brick walls
Posted by: TheAviator, January 25, 2008, 12:17pm; Reply: 1681
which collapsed dramatically
Posted by: MJB, January 25, 2008, 2:19pm; Reply: 1682
onto several thousand
Posted by: Elfi, January 25, 2008, 10:48pm; Reply: 1683
little red ants
Posted by: MJB, January 26, 2008, 3:45pm; Reply: 1684
who squeaked and
Posted by: TheAviator, January 28, 2008, 12:48pm; Reply: 1685
carried the bricks
Posted by: MJB, January 28, 2008, 4:01pm; Reply: 1686
mortar, cement and
Posted by: moodyblue, January 30, 2008, 9:50am; Reply: 1687
started to build
Posted by: MJB, January 30, 2008, 12:06pm; Reply: 1688
an abstract kind
Posted by: moodyblue, January 30, 2008, 10:04pm; Reply: 1689
Of Taj Mahal
Posted by: MJB, January 31, 2008, 9:10am; Reply: 1690
central Chavland based
Posted by: moodyblue, January 31, 2008, 6:42pm; Reply: 1691
On the works
Posted by: MJB, February 2, 2008, 11:27am; Reply: 1692
several builders scratched
Posted by: NeilT, February 2, 2008, 9:33pm; Reply: 1693
their hairy bums
Posted by: moodyblue, February 3, 2008, 7:05am; Reply: 1694
and decided to
Posted by: MJB, February 3, 2008, 1:21pm; Reply: 1695
have a cuppa
Posted by: moodyblue, February 4, 2008, 10:44am; Reply: 1696
one suggested that
Posted by: MJB, February 4, 2008, 8:15pm; Reply: 1697
Sneaky Sid collect
Posted by: moodyblue, February 4, 2008, 8:41pm; Reply: 1698
all the old
Posted by: MJB, February 5, 2008, 7:40pm; Reply: 1699
bricks and tiles
Posted by: moodyblue, February 7, 2008, 12:55pm; Reply: 1700
and put together
Posted by: Elfi, February 7, 2008, 3:48pm; Reply: 1701
A space ship
Posted by: moodyblue, February 8, 2008, 2:39am; Reply: 1702
so they could
Posted by: NeilT, February 8, 2008, 9:30pm; Reply: 1703
go to a
Posted by: MJB, February 9, 2008, 3:06pm; Reply: 1704
cheesy 70s party
Posted by: Elfi, February 10, 2008, 2:40am; Reply: 1705
And wear flares
Posted by: moodyblue, February 10, 2008, 9:50am; Reply: 1706
with spangly shirts
Posted by: MJB, February 10, 2008, 10:06am; Reply: 1707
and eat crudites
Posted by: moodyblue, February 11, 2008, 4:18pm; Reply: 1708
and dance along
Posted by: DreamRedux, February 11, 2008, 5:01pm; Reply: 1709
-side the edge
Posted by: MJB, February 11, 2008, 7:57pm; Reply: 1710
of deep waters
Posted by: Elfi, February 11, 2008, 9:38pm; Reply: 1711
and barely visible
Posted by: NeilT, February 11, 2008, 9:59pm; Reply: 1712
was a huge
Posted by: MJB, February 11, 2008, 10:09pm; Reply: 1713
sperm whale, dancing
Posted by: Debbie, February 12, 2008, 12:21am; Reply: 1714
the macarena, while
Posted by: moodyblue, February 12, 2008, 10:07am; Reply: 1715
sucking in giant
Posted by: MJB, February 12, 2008, 8:10pm; Reply: 1716
pieces of lemon
Posted by: Elfi, February 12, 2008, 10:12pm; Reply: 1717
And spitting out
Posted by: MJB, February 12, 2008, 10:21pm; Reply: 1718
tequlia because sperm
Posted by: moodyblue, February 12, 2008, 10:39pm; Reply: 1719
whales can't take
Posted by: Debbie, February 13, 2008, 6:46pm; Reply: 1720
the lemon pit
Posted by: moodyblue, February 13, 2008, 7:42pm; Reply: 1721
along with them
Posted by: NeilT, February 13, 2008, 7:49pm; Reply: 1722
ready to make
Posted by: moodyblue, February 13, 2008, 7:53pm; Reply: 1723
banana splits with
Posted by: TheAviator, February 14, 2008, 4:28pm; Reply: 1724
strawberries, cream and
Posted by: Debbie, February 14, 2008, 7:29pm; Reply: 1725
nuts, to give
Posted by: Elfi, February 14, 2008, 8:32pm; Reply: 1726
the bananas OOMPH  ;D
Posted by: NeilT, February 14, 2008, 8:36pm; Reply: 1727
A grumpy old
Posted by: Debbie, February 14, 2008, 9:18pm; Reply: 1728
mermaid sitting on
Posted by: NeilT, February 14, 2008, 10:33pm; Reply: 1729
a lumpy large
Posted by: Elfi, February 15, 2008, 8:08pm; Reply: 1730
grumpy old man  :D
Posted by: NeilT, February 15, 2008, 9:18pm; Reply: 1731
It started to
Posted by: moodyblue, February 15, 2008, 9:23pm; Reply: 1732
make him laugh
Posted by: Elfi, February 15, 2008, 10:21pm; Reply: 1733
Cos she was
Posted by: Debbie, February 16, 2008, 12:07am; Reply: 1734
whispering sweet nothings
Posted by: MJB, February 16, 2008, 11:01am; Reply: 1735
softly. Crashing loudly
Posted by: moodyblue, February 16, 2008, 1:03pm; Reply: 1736
all around them
Posted by: MJB, February 16, 2008, 4:13pm; Reply: 1737
were accountants shouting
Posted by: Elfi, February 16, 2008, 10:49pm; Reply: 1738
Obscenities, and thumping
Posted by: Debbie, February 16, 2008, 10:55pm; Reply: 1739
their feet to
Posted by: MJB, February 17, 2008, 11:38am; Reply: 1740
demand the Police
Posted by: moodyblue, February 17, 2008, 5:53pm; Reply: 1741
take their truncheons
Posted by: Elfi, February 17, 2008, 6:06pm; Reply: 1742
and shove them
Posted by: Debbie, February 17, 2008, 10:37pm; Reply: 1743
in the trashcan
Posted by: MJB, February 18, 2008, 9:02pm; Reply: 1744
or bash people (bash))
Posted by: moodyblue, February 19, 2008, 5:45pm; Reply: 1745
to make them
Posted by: Elfi, February 19, 2008, 7:56pm; Reply: 1746
get a job
Posted by: MJB, February 19, 2008, 8:28pm; Reply: 1747
instead of scrounging
Posted by: Debbie, February 19, 2008, 11:06pm; Reply: 1748
for pocket change
Posted by: moodyblue, February 20, 2008, 1:06pm; Reply: 1749
in the gutter
Posted by: MJB, February 21, 2008, 8:51pm; Reply: 1750
where they belong
Posted by: moodyblue, February 22, 2008, 8:23pm; Reply: 1751
Instead, they could
Posted by: MJB, February 23, 2008, 4:19pm; Reply: 1752
get off benefits
Posted by: moodyblue, February 23, 2008, 4:54pm; Reply: 1753
and start looking
Posted by: MJB, February 23, 2008, 5:34pm; Reply: 1754
to leave the
Posted by: Debbie, February 23, 2008, 10:39pm; Reply: 1755
abyss, and step
Posted by: MJB, February 24, 2008, 8:50am; Reply: 1756
out of the
Posted by: moodyblue, February 24, 2008, 12:32pm; Reply: 1757
great big pile
Posted by: MJB, February 24, 2008, 1:18pm; Reply: 1758
of leaves, sniffing
Posted by: Debbie, February 26, 2008, 1:12am; Reply: 1759
proudly, and pulling
Posted by: MJB, February 26, 2008, 7:48pm; Reply: 1760
heads off daisies
Posted by: moodyblue, February 27, 2008, 10:24am; Reply: 1761
to make some
Posted by: MJB, February 28, 2008, 1:04pm; Reply: 1762
special perfume for
Posted by: Debbie, February 28, 2008, 10:31pm; Reply: 1763
little old ladies
Posted by: moodyblue, March 1, 2008, 4:34pm; Reply: 1764
to cover up
Posted by: Debbie, March 2, 2008, 12:01am; Reply: 1765
the smell of
Posted by: MJB, March 2, 2008, 1:27pm; Reply: 1766
fried onions from
Posted by: Debbie, March 2, 2008, 11:22pm; Reply: 1767
the kitchen, where
Posted by: moodyblue, March 3, 2008, 12:01pm; Reply: 1768
the old men
Posted by: Debbie, March 3, 2008, 5:07pm; Reply: 1769
make big pots
Posted by: moodyblue, March 3, 2008, 9:04pm; Reply: 1770
To put their
Posted by: Claire, March 3, 2008, 9:28pm; Reply: 1771
false teeth in
Posted by: Debbie, March 4, 2008, 12:43am; Reply: 1772
so they can
Posted by: MJB, March 4, 2008, 9:25am; Reply: 1773
lick food from
Posted by: Claire, March 4, 2008, 10:39am; Reply: 1774
the rim of
Posted by: MJB, March 4, 2008, 10:48am; Reply: 1775
the toilet when
Posted by: Claire, March 4, 2008, 1:40pm; Reply: 1776
a big floater

(rofl5)
Posted by: MJB, March 4, 2008, 2:41pm; Reply: 1777
drifts under noses
Posted by: Debbie, March 4, 2008, 7:48pm; Reply: 1778
ROFL!!!
Posted by: MJB, March 4, 2008, 7:53pm; Reply: 1779
said Ernie the
Posted by: Karin, March 4, 2008, 10:26pm; Reply: 1780
little boy with
Posted by: MJB, March 4, 2008, 10:26pm; Reply: 1781
bogies falling out
Posted by: Claire, March 4, 2008, 10:40pm; Reply: 1782
of his nose
Posted by: Debbie, March 5, 2008, 3:10am; Reply: 1783
who uses his
Posted by: MJB, March 5, 2008, 10:15am; Reply: 1784
sleeve because Mummy
Posted by: Claire, March 5, 2008, 10:50am; Reply: 1785
ran out of
Posted by: MJB, March 5, 2008, 11:10am; Reply: 1786
lace hankies. Jumping
Posted by: Claire, March 5, 2008, 11:53am; Reply: 1787
up and down
Posted by: MJB, March 5, 2008, 2:48pm; Reply: 1788
saved making milkshakes
Posted by: Debbie, March 5, 2008, 2:49pm; Reply: 1789
he shouted..."Wait
Posted by: MJB, March 5, 2008, 2:51pm; Reply: 1790
I need arsenic!
Posted by: MJB, April 10, 2008, 11:25am; Reply: 1791
cried the Vicar
Posted by: Debbie, April 12, 2008, 1:09am; Reply: 1792
"These darn rats...
Posted by: NeilT, April 12, 2008, 11:40pm; Reply: 1793
are going to
Posted by: Debbie, April 13, 2008, 12:41am; Reply: 1794
chew up my
Posted by: NeilT, April 13, 2008, 1:40am; Reply: 1795
rather large and
Posted by: MJB, April 13, 2008, 10:41am; Reply: 1796
very moist undercover
Posted by: Debbie, April 15, 2008, 11:58pm; Reply: 1797
and my favorite
Posted by: MJB, April 16, 2008, 12:06pm; Reply: 1798
cheese was melting
Posted by: Karin, April 16, 2008, 3:03pm; Reply: 1799
all over the
Posted by: Debbie, April 17, 2008, 12:27am; Reply: 1800
new suede sofa
Posted by: NeilT, April 17, 2008, 1:15am; Reply: 1801
. Quick get a
Posted by: sue, April 17, 2008, 8:52am; Reply: 1802
replacement rabbit for
Posted by: MJB, April 17, 2008, 7:02pm; Reply: 1803
millions of bunnies
Posted by: Love42, April 17, 2008, 7:16pm; Reply: 1804
that are sneaking
Posted by: newvox, April 17, 2008, 7:17pm; Reply: 1805
in the house
Posted by: MJB, April 17, 2008, 8:20pm; Reply: 1806
leaving currants everywhere
Posted by: DreamRedux, May 6, 2008, 9:42pm; Reply: 1807
and digging holes
Posted by: MJB, May 6, 2008, 9:59pm; Reply: 1808
to reach Liverpool
Posted by: Debbie, May 7, 2008, 12:30am; Reply: 1809
so Maxine could
Posted by: MJB, May 8, 2008, 5:56pm; Reply: 1810
get free tickets
Posted by: Debbie, May 11, 2008, 12:54am; Reply: 1811
to see OMD
Posted by: MJB, May 11, 2008, 9:44am; Reply: 1812
and finally relax
Posted by: sue, May 12, 2008, 8:34am; Reply: 1813
till the next
Posted by: MJB, May 12, 2008, 5:09pm; Reply: 1814
load of trouble
Posted by: TheAviator, May 15, 2008, 2:13pm; Reply: 1815
appears upon the
Posted by: MJB, May 15, 2008, 5:46pm; Reply: 1816
horizon, creating varieties
Posted by: sue, May 16, 2008, 8:41am; Reply: 1817
of heart shapes
Posted by: MJB, May 16, 2008, 6:24pm; Reply: 1818
especially created with
Posted by: sue, May 17, 2008, 9:13pm; Reply: 1819
chocolate coated bits
Posted by: MJB, May 18, 2008, 10:40am; Reply: 1820
of hessian. Astonishingly
Posted by: moodyblue, May 18, 2008, 6:19pm; Reply: 1821
the chocolate melted
Posted by: MJB, May 18, 2008, 7:01pm; Reply: 1822
revealing some extremely
Posted by: Debbie, May 19, 2008, 1:12am; Reply: 1823
large nuts, which
Posted by: moodyblue, May 19, 2008, 3:28pm; Reply: 1824
the squirrels started
Posted by: newvox, May 19, 2008, 4:16pm; Reply: 1825
juggling with while
Posted by: MJB, May 19, 2008, 6:28pm; Reply: 1826
picking scabs. Opening
Posted by: Debbie, May 20, 2008, 12:21am; Reply: 1827
the window to
Posted by: MJB, May 20, 2008, 5:28pm; Reply: 1828
smell the spring
Posted by: Karin, May 20, 2008, 5:33pm; Reply: 1829
because it's so
Posted by: MJB, May 20, 2008, 7:35pm; Reply: 1830
flipping cold still
Posted by: sue, May 21, 2008, 8:16pm; Reply: 1831
homemade soup is
Posted by: Debbie, May 22, 2008, 1:16am; Reply: 1832
hot and filling,
Posted by: MJB, May 22, 2008, 6:18pm; Reply: 1833
calorific and gorgeous
Posted by: moodyblue, May 24, 2008, 7:33pm; Reply: 1834
and that's just
Posted by: Debbie, May 24, 2008, 11:23pm; Reply: 1835
what we need.
Posted by: sue, May 28, 2008, 8:42am; Reply: 1836
to grow big
Posted by: Karin, June 19, 2008, 8:57pm; Reply: 1837
so our body
Posted by: NeilT, June 19, 2008, 10:45pm; Reply: 1838
can find a
Posted by: sue, June 20, 2008, 5:26am; Reply: 1839
new way of
Posted by: NeilT, June 20, 2008, 9:42pm; Reply: 1840
finding a way
Posted by: Karin, June 23, 2008, 5:29pm; Reply: 1841
back to the
Posted by: sue, June 25, 2008, 9:56pm; Reply: 1842
drawing board, she
Posted by: NeilT, June 27, 2008, 8:38pm; Reply: 1843
wanted to find
Posted by: sue, June 29, 2008, 7:59pm; Reply: 1844
[Members ONLY]
Posted by: NeilT, June 29, 2008, 11:32pm; Reply: 1845
the meaning of life
Posted by: TheAviator, July 2, 2008, 1:01pm; Reply: 1846
it was death
Posted by: sue, July 3, 2008, 8:42am; Reply: 1847
to those who
Posted by: NeilT, July 3, 2008, 9:50pm; Reply: 1848
that dared to
Posted by: MJB, July 4, 2008, 8:08am; Reply: 1849
speak their minds
Posted by: sue, July 4, 2008, 11:14am; Reply: 1850
so be controlled
Posted by: MJB, July 4, 2008, 2:00pm; Reply: 1851
from strange quarters
Posted by: TheAviator, July 23, 2008, 12:33pm; Reply: 1852
by creatures laughing
Posted by: MJB, July 24, 2008, 6:45am; Reply: 1853
with open mouthed
Posted by: NeilT, July 24, 2008, 11:46pm; Reply: 1854
ready to eat
Posted by: MJB, July 28, 2008, 4:37pm; Reply: 1855
some savoury treats.
Posted by: MJB, January 11, 2009, 7:17pm; Reply: 1856
2009 brought several
Posted by: NeilT, January 12, 2009, 9:07pm; Reply: 1857
new ideas and
Posted by: Lego man, January 12, 2009, 10:00pm; Reply: 1858
although Noel Edmonds
Posted by: MJB, January 13, 2009, 6:41pm; Reply: 1859
was still nauseating
Posted by: NeilT, January 14, 2009, 12:18am; Reply: 1860
he wanted to
Posted by: Lego man, January 15, 2009, 4:21pm; Reply: 1861
bring back his
Posted by: TheAviator, January 15, 2009, 4:36pm; Reply: 1862
big pink thing
Posted by: NeilT, January 15, 2009, 10:29pm; Reply: 1863
so that he
Posted by: MJB, January 18, 2009, 4:57pm; Reply: 1864
could advertise M&H
Posted by: NeilT, January 18, 2009, 8:32pm; Reply: 1865
and get more
Posted by: MJB, January 19, 2009, 5:54pm; Reply: 1866
support and donations
Posted by: NeilT, January 19, 2009, 10:44pm; Reply: 1867
and make it
Posted by: TheAviator, January 20, 2009, 1:04pm; Reply: 1868
the top site
Posted by: MJB, January 20, 2009, 5:06pm; Reply: 1869
ever witnessed among
Posted by: NeilT, January 21, 2009, 12:29am; Reply: 1870
those with taste
Posted by: MJB, January 23, 2009, 11:54am; Reply: 1871
for things of
Posted by: NeilT, January 23, 2009, 11:24pm; Reply: 1872
a fine interest
Posted by: Lego man, January 25, 2009, 12:14am; Reply: 1873
MJB would have
Posted by: MJB, January 25, 2009, 2:39pm; Reply: 1874
many different ideas
Posted by: NeilT, January 25, 2009, 8:18pm; Reply: 1875
how to make
Posted by: Sandra, January 25, 2009, 11:19pm; Reply: 1876
the perfect cake
Posted by: MJB, January 26, 2009, 7:40pm; Reply: 1877
with cherries, sausages
Posted by: Lego man, January 27, 2009, 10:51am; Reply: 1878
and a slice
Posted by: MJB, January 27, 2009, 5:48pm; Reply: 1879
of Italian salami
Posted by: NeilT, January 28, 2009, 11:51pm; Reply: 1880
to get the
Posted by: MJB, January 29, 2009, 9:56am; Reply: 1881
best content available
Posted by: NeilT, January 29, 2009, 5:29pm; Reply: 1882
Hey its all
Posted by: MJB, January 29, 2009, 7:40pm; Reply: 1883
sugar and spice
Posted by: NeilT, January 31, 2009, 7:40pm; Reply: 1884
and lots of ice
Posted by: MJB, February 1, 2009, 10:04am; Reply: 1885
to chill several
Posted by: NeilT, February 1, 2009, 9:00pm; Reply: 1886
snowmen that are
Posted by: MJB, February 1, 2009, 9:52pm; Reply: 1887
going to die
Posted by: NeilT, February 2, 2009, 9:26pm; Reply: 1888
due to TLC
Posted by: MJB, February 3, 2009, 2:59pm; Reply: 1889
from sunshine, peppered
Posted by: NeilT, February 4, 2009, 12:04am; Reply: 1890
mustard was to
Posted by: MJB, February 4, 2009, 9:59am; Reply: 1891
be thinly spread
Posted by: NeilT, February 4, 2009, 11:21pm; Reply: 1892
so he could
Posted by: MJB, February 5, 2009, 11:00am; Reply: 1893
gather essential information
Posted by: NeilT, February 5, 2009, 8:09pm; Reply: 1894
to be used
Posted by: MJB, February 7, 2009, 4:00pm; Reply: 1895
against the terror
Posted by: NeilT, February 8, 2009, 8:17pm; Reply: 1896
of the jelly
Posted by: MJB, February 8, 2009, 8:47pm; Reply: 1897
wobbling precariously along
Posted by: Lego man, February 9, 2009, 11:20am; Reply: 1898
all three lanes
Posted by: MJB, February 9, 2009, 6:11pm; Reply: 1899
with legs akimbo
Posted by: NeilT, February 10, 2009, 9:59pm; Reply: 1900
ready to strike
Posted by: MJB, February 12, 2009, 5:56pm; Reply: 1901
with hot pokers;
Posted by: NeilT, February 12, 2009, 8:02pm; Reply: 1902
Look a daffodil
Posted by: MJB, February 15, 2009, 10:02am; Reply: 1903
bursting through. Suddenly,
Posted by: NeilT, February 17, 2009, 10:02pm; Reply: 1904
a gnome walked
Posted by: MJB, February 18, 2009, 7:42pm; Reply: 1905
under a ladder
Posted by: MJB, February 26, 2009, 6:23pm; Reply: 1906
hitting his knees
Posted by: NeilT, February 27, 2009, 9:41pm; Reply: 1907
and an elf
Posted by: MJB, February 28, 2009, 8:21pm; Reply: 1908
nibbled his test*cles
Posted by: NeilT, March 1, 2009, 9:31pm; Reply: 1909
to find a
Posted by: MJB, March 2, 2009, 6:33pm; Reply: 1910
medical combination designed
Posted by: NeilT, March 4, 2009, 1:35am; Reply: 1911
so that a
Posted by: MJB, March 6, 2009, 9:28pm; Reply: 1912
brain could become
Posted by: TheAviator, March 9, 2009, 1:51pm; Reply: 1913
positronically digitally enhanced
Posted by: MJB, March 9, 2009, 6:07pm; Reply: 1914
without invasive surgery
Posted by: TheAviator, April 6, 2009, 12:00pm; Reply: 1915
through a keyhole
Posted by: MJB, April 6, 2009, 5:45pm; Reply: 1916
or even several
Posted by: TheAviator, April 9, 2009, 12:28pm; Reply: 1917
small organic orifices
Posted by: MJB, April 9, 2009, 7:06pm; Reply: 1918
detailing undercover spies
Posted by: TheAviator, April 20, 2009, 2:42pm; Reply: 1919
eating chicken pies
Posted by: MJB, April 21, 2009, 4:52pm; Reply: 1920
and drinking schnapps
Posted by: NeilT, April 22, 2009, 9:09pm; Reply: 1921
as it was
Posted by: MJB, April 23, 2009, 5:13pm; Reply: 1922
rude not to!
Posted by: TheAviator, April 24, 2009, 11:19am; Reply: 1923
The next day
Posted by: MJB, April 24, 2009, 9:22pm; Reply: 1924
after several sherries
Posted by: NeilT, April 24, 2009, 11:36pm; Reply: 1925
the local vicar
Posted by: MJB, April 25, 2009, 7:05pm; Reply: 1926
stumbled over several
Posted by: NeilT, April 26, 2009, 7:56pm; Reply: 1927
fences to catch
Posted by: MJB, April 27, 2009, 7:13am; Reply: 1928
the stray donkey
Posted by: NeilT, May 1, 2009, 7:12pm; Reply: 1929
and a Llama
Posted by: MJB, May 3, 2009, 11:12am; Reply: 1930
singing Enola Gay
Posted by: TheAviator, May 5, 2009, 3:03pm; Reply: 1931
whilst racing around
Posted by: NeilT, May 6, 2009, 8:21pm; Reply: 1932
a field off
Posted by: MJB, May 7, 2009, 6:00pm; Reply: 1933
southern Spain. Enormous
Posted by: NeilT, May 8, 2009, 8:37pm; Reply: 1934
snow clouds formed
Posted by: MJB, May 10, 2009, 9:40am; Reply: 1935
very suddenly, resulting
Posted by: NeilT, May 14, 2009, 8:28pm; Reply: 1936
in a minor
Posted by: TheAviator, May 15, 2009, 12:12pm; Reply: 1937
ice age witH
Posted by: NeilT, May 15, 2009, 9:14pm; Reply: 1938
the polar bear
Posted by: MJB, May 17, 2009, 2:11pm; Reply: 1939
from Fox's losing
Posted by: TheAviator, May 26, 2009, 2:26pm; Reply: 1940
his footing on
Posted by: MJB, May 26, 2009, 4:42pm; Reply: 1941
concrete was worrying
Posted by: NeilT, May 27, 2009, 8:35pm; Reply: 1942
its balance and
Posted by: TheAviator, May 28, 2009, 10:57am; Reply: 1943
toppling over crashed
Posted by: MJB, May 28, 2009, 5:08pm; Reply: 1944
over several models
Posted by: TheAviator, June 10, 2009, 11:19am; Reply: 1945
of the olympic
Posted by: MJB, June 10, 2009, 6:09pm; Reply: 1946
sized cake that
Posted by: TheAviator, June 19, 2009, 11:16am; Reply: 1947
crumbled into many
Posted by: MJB, June 19, 2009, 11:17am; Reply: 1948
tiny diamonds. Maxine
Posted by: TheAviator, June 19, 2009, 11:21am; Reply: 1949
hurriedly gathered them
Posted by: MJB, June 22, 2009, 6:39pm; Reply: 1950
into her handbag
Posted by: MJB, July 16, 2009, 6:59pm; Reply: 1951
while furtively looking
Posted by: TheAviator, July 23, 2009, 12:16pm; Reply: 1952
around for the
Posted by: MJB, July 23, 2009, 5:09pm; Reply: 1953
thought Police who
Posted by: TheAviator, July 24, 2009, 11:52am; Reply: 1954
were clueless about
Posted by: MJB, July 24, 2009, 8:08pm; Reply: 1955
mind matters because
Posted by: TheAviator, July 27, 2009, 11:46am; Reply: 1956
they never mind
Posted by: MJB, July 27, 2009, 5:38pm; Reply: 1957
and nothing matters!!
Posted by: Karin, September 22, 2009, 7:07pm; Reply: 1958
if you believe
Posted by: MJB, September 22, 2009, 7:58pm; Reply: 1959
in fairies something
Posted by: Karin, September 25, 2009, 8:28pm; Reply: 1960
will happen to
Posted by: MJB, September 27, 2009, 1:05pm; Reply: 1961
your teeth directly
Posted by: Karin, October 9, 2009, 7:46pm; Reply: 1962
so you have
Posted by: NeilT, October 10, 2009, 6:32pm; Reply: 1963
been warned
Posted by: MJB, October 11, 2009, 10:26am; Reply: 1964
of something phenomenal
Posted by: TheAviator, October 30, 2009, 1:24pm; Reply: 1965
in dentistry occuring
Posted by: MJB, November 1, 2009, 11:36am; Reply: 1966
when suddenly a
Posted by: TheAviator, November 18, 2009, 12:50pm; Reply: 1967
molar imploded as
Posted by: MJB, November 19, 2009, 7:53pm; Reply: 1968
spacedust particles tickled
Posted by: TheAviator, December 16, 2009, 12:31pm; Reply: 1969
tHe old filling
Posted by: MJB, December 17, 2009, 7:36pm; Reply: 1970
of stilton, salmon
Posted by: TheAviator, January 25, 2010, 12:25pm; Reply: 1971
and creamcheese pancakes.
Posted by: MJB, January 25, 2010, 9:13pm; Reply: 1972
Bubbilicious champagne was
Posted by: TheAviator, February 1, 2010, 12:12pm; Reply: 1973
was liberally poured
Posted by: MJB, February 2, 2010, 5:15pm; Reply: 1974
over naked flesh
Posted by: TheAviator, February 4, 2010, 12:48pm; Reply: 1975
eliciting goosebumps and
Posted by: MJB, February 4, 2010, 6:53pm; Reply: 1976
slightly sticky residue
Posted by: TheAviator, February 10, 2010, 1:07pm; Reply: 1977
for licking from
Posted by: MJB, February 11, 2010, 7:32pm; Reply: 1978
tree bark covered
Posted by: TheAviator, February 12, 2010, 12:51pm; Reply: 1979
in hazlenut chocolate
Posted by: MJB, February 12, 2010, 7:29pm; Reply: 1980
and strawberry sprinkles!
Posted by: TheAviator, February 16, 2010, 1:55pm; Reply: 1981
The troll gobbled
Posted by: MJB, February 16, 2010, 5:30pm; Reply: 1982
mashed spouts because
Posted by: NeilT, February 16, 2010, 10:46pm; Reply: 1983
he wanted to fart
Posted by: MJB, February 18, 2010, 6:43pm; Reply: 1984
instead of exploding
Posted by: TheAviator, February 26, 2010, 12:57pm; Reply: 1985
like the last
Posted by: MJB, February 27, 2010, 6:35pm; Reply: 1986
embarassing episode created
Posted by: TheAviator, March 1, 2010, 12:22pm; Reply: 1987
a great storm
Posted by: MJB, March 1, 2010, 6:57pm; Reply: 1988
of unidentifiable liquid
Posted by: Karin, May 13, 2012, 10:25pm; Reply: 1989
Motion and Heart
Posted by: 1051 (Guest), May 16, 2012, 12:26pm; Reply: 1990
Andy McCluskeys' catapult
Posted by: MJB, May 18, 2012, 7:20pm; Reply: 1991
was rapidly emptied.....
Posted by: NeilT, May 19, 2012, 6:55pm; Reply: 1992
in to the
Posted by: MJB, May 24, 2012, 5:10pm; Reply: 1993
toilet. Suddenly thirteen
Posted by: NeilT, May 28, 2012, 11:47pm; Reply: 1994
ants came into
Posted by: MJB, May 31, 2012, 8:36pm; Reply: 1995
being because seventeen
Posted by: Sireniya, June 4, 2012, 7:04pm; Reply: 1996
...and all of...
Posted by: MJB, June 5, 2012, 4:21pm; Reply: 1997
the King's horses
Posted by: NeilT, June 13, 2012, 3:31pm; Reply: 1998
and kings men
Posted by: MJB, June 14, 2012, 4:04pm; Reply: 1999
were drinking beer (3))
Posted by: MJB, October 8, 2012, 7:30pm; Reply: 2000
whilst slating National
Posted by: MJB, January 22, 2013, 2:46pm; Reply: 2001
anthems within seventeen
Posted by: NeilT, February 2, 2013, 11:43pm; Reply: 2002
Fine young specimens
Posted by: MJB, February 10, 2013, 9:25pm; Reply: 2003
proud as punch
Posted by: MJB, April 11, 2014, 6:21pm; Reply: 2004
taking giant steps
Posted by: MJB, November 18, 2016, 7:07pm; Reply: 2005
whispering sweet nothings
Posted by: NeilT, November 18, 2016, 10:54pm; Reply: 2006
in my ear
Posted by: MJB, November 21, 2016, 8:01pm; Reply: 2007
while annoyingly picking
Posted by: TheAviator, December 7, 2016, 7:39pm; Reply: 2008
Hair and your
Posted by: MJB, December 15, 2016, 6:17pm; Reply: 2009
belly button fluff
Posted by: NeilT, December 16, 2016, 1:28am; Reply: 2010
in my collection
Posted by: MJB, April 30, 2017, 11:24am; Reply: 2011
of unusual pieces
Posted by: NeilT, June 18, 2017, 10:40pm; Reply: 2012
I found a
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